Kateration

Me singing along to the karaoke track of the Backstreet Boy’s “Backstreet’s Back” until it got to the end of the commercial…

Boo fucking hoo.

I want to travel before the rest of the world bans US from their countries because of the fucking idiot in charge.

All of them. ALL.

We all know Trump isn’t writing this shit anymore. 😂 He can’t spell 90% if the words.

Wish people would mind their own business and let people enjoy whatever media they want.

I only followed the live streams for BB20 and 21. Had a whole separate account dedicated to it every summer. But then work got too busy for me to follow it anymore. People who want other people to suffer too just because they’re suffering is how we got Trump.

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That’s… that’s a reach. Somebody said that to you??? What is wrong with people?

I did not know peace when she was around. Literally felt like she was stalking me around social media just to be shitty over ANYTHING involving me. The things she did seem more unhinged the farther removed I am from compassion for her.

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Like… she REALLY wanted him to blame me. It was a joke. We were being silly. Friends teasing each other. And she’s like “How dare you not be really mad at Kat over this joke and instead make a joke about getting rid of your kids for eating your bacon.” I just kind of did this:

I am also a white chocolate fiend. So bless you for that. I once pulled out a pack to eat and was lectured for 30 minutes about how it’s not real chocolate. “I don’t care, it’s delicious” I said, with my mouth full of said fake chocolate.

She also often conflated her “cruelty” with “honesty”, and saw it as moral superiority.

This.

I love pineapple on pizza with bbq sauce and bacon and chicken. But I get that it’s not for everyone.

I still do not understand the compulsion some people have to come running in to tell me how gross it is when I didn’t ask.

Kateration @Katerationo... •4/17/20 v No, I don't think you understand. You don't get to tell people how they should feel about things they love. Don't you get how rude that is? 1 1 ① Dictionary Paige @Li...・4/17/20く No, apparently I don't. I do understand how rude it is to keep going on about how much you love something that I've said actively makes my life worse. 1 Kateration @Katerationo... •4/17/20 v I'm sorry it makes your life worse, but it's a fucking show dude, and you're going on other people's tweets to lecture them about what they love. No one asked you. L

Kateration @Katerationo... •4/17/20 v I'm sorry it makes your life worse, but it's a fucking show dude, and you're going on other people's tweets to lecture them about what they love. No one asked you. 1 企 = Kateration @Katerationo... •4/17/20 v My advice, keep scrolling if someone is talking about something they love that you don't like. No one is forcing you to watch it, and it's rude as fuck to go out of your way like that. 1 Dictionary Paige ＠Li...・4/17/20 ♥ I ignore the things I just don't like. Regularly. I point out the ones that actively make the world worse. Because somebody should. We're going to have to disagree about who's being rude here. And I guess if you don't like it, you can just keep scrolling.

Dictionary Paige @Li...・4/17/20 く I ignore the things I just don't like. Regularly. I point out the ones that actively make the world worse. Because somebody should. We're going to have to disagree about who's being rude here. And I guess if you don't like it, you can just keep scrolling. 1 Kateration @Katerationo... •4/17/20 v I was tagged in the original post, you weren't. The statement "makes the world worse" isn't a fact. It's to your opinion. People are going to love what they love, and you don't get a say in that. I'm not the only person who thinks you're being rude. 1 • 1 1 三

D.M. Schmeyer @dmsch... • 4/16/20 v 5 shows, 5 tags 1. King of the Hill 2. The West Wing 3. The Practice 4. Breaking Bad 5. Steins;Gate @KathrynTewson @apark2453 @Katerationopia @LoveMyTN @popelizbet Akiva Cohen @Akiv... •4/16/20 1) Avatar - The Last Airbender 2) MASH 3) Full Metal Alchemist - Brotherhood 4) TNG... 8 Dictionary Paige @Li... • 4/17/20 V Breakina Bad is aarbade that makes

I forgot to add earlier, that her “substantial and well-supported reasons” for how Breaking Bad makes the world worse and “actively” makes *her* life worse, is that she *was* a teacher at a private girl’s school, and she claimed the show was teaching kids how to make crystal meth. 😑

She was. And I’m sure she still is.

Paige Hi 08/21/2020 That speaks well for you! But in general discourse, you know what "small pp energy" means, and it's gendered So l claim small vagina energy. Because it points out that that particular "joke" isn't funny to everyone The problem is with the idea that "big dick=good"

Shit. I also forgot the time that she got SUPER mad at someone for saying something was ‘small dick energy’.

I forgot the “wet blanket” comment. This was back in the joke thread about Jesus. This sums up interacting with her. She sees people having fun, and so she has to come running into the conversation to stop them from having fun.

I had to quote this post with a thread about someone who used to do EXACTLY this all the time.

I could honestly go on forever. I can’t even post screenshots of some of the most horrifyingly entitled and self-absorbed shit she’s ever said, but suffice it to say that she was a miserable fucking person who could not stand seeing other people happy.

Dictionary Paige @LindseyPaigeB Replying to @tznkai It IS a selfish decision, though. The world would be demonstrably better if less people did it. That makes it selfish by definition. even if there is a point at which things would be worse if nobody did it..Deciding without consensus you are the right person to do so? Selfish. 3:03 AM • 4/19/20 • Twitter for Android

K. Chen @tznkai • 6/27/20 I suspect most of us would let the furbaby thing go as a harmless affectation if there wasn't a real undercurrent of "no, breeders are the real monsters" く • 3 Dictionary Paige @Li... •6/27/20 v Not cool man. Not cool. I don't delegitimize your important relationships. 1 企 Mark Methenitis @Lawo... • 6/27/20 v Having a pet is not the same as having a child. Period. It's not even in the same league. And I say that as both a pet owner and a parent. 2 2 企

Dictionary Paige ＠L...・6/28/20く Our worldviews are clearly very different. I see having some children as likely a social good. I see educating and caring for the children that exist as an unequivocal social good. Doesn't make the individual decision to burden society with any particular kid any less selfish. Meredith "spooky scary" Rose @M_F_Rose Replying to @LindseyPaigeB @tznkai and 2 others Cool. Cool cool cool. 5:28 PM • 6/28/20 • Twitter for iPhone

She believed that people who had kids were selfish and that she as a cat mom should be given the same benefits as people who have kids. And that people who were religious shouldn’t get special holidays since she didn’t have any.

Paige Hi Today at 8:34 PM So comforting that apparently he's managed to infect the military, too.

Kateration Today at 8:39 PM Comforting that he's infected the military? Paige Hi Today at 8:39 PM That was sarcasm. It's terrible. Sorry, doesn't always come across in typing. We really need a sarcasm font.

Until she said she found it comforting that he was infecting the military members assigned to guard him too.

Which she then claimed was “sarcasm” when called out. I’m an Army Veteran btw.

•ll AT&T S < 8:56 PM Tweet 1 47% Dictionary Paige @Lindse... • 8h v Honestly not wishing illness and death on human beings doesn't make you weak... 2 rahaeli @rahaeli • 7h We get that you think it's terrible for us to be glad that someone who's been hurting and killing us for four years is finally experiencing the consequences of his own terrible actions, you can stop the performative handwringing lectures now. 2 2 Dictionary Paige @Lindse... •7h v Not a performance and certainly not a lecture...l wrote one sentence offering perspective on the original post, and it's what I honestly believe. If you disagree with me that's your right, of course, but at least I was polite. 1 rahaali Arahaali. Rh

And when a miserable person like that hates you, they’ll break their own rules to snipe at you. She got real self-righteous at people happy Trump had Covid and how it was awful to wish harm on people….

EBS @estockbridge • 28m Someone who shall remain unnamed (it was @Katerationopia) had the audacity to talk about thick cut bacon at two in the morning, so I went to the kitchen to grab some and discovered my kids had eaten it all. く It was nice having kids, but this is a bridge too far. 1 D.M. Schmeyer @dmschme... • 26m v Rain hellfire, son. They didn't bring an umbrella. 2 2 Dictionary Paige @Linds...・21m < Why do the kids deserve the blame for that? 1 1

Dictionary Paige @Linds...•21m v Why do the kids deserve the blame for that? Lv EBS @estockbridge • 20m NO BACON NO PEACE 1 个 Dictionary Paige @Linds...• 19m v I completely agree! I'm just saying it's not the kids that put the idea in your head... 1 EBS @estockbridge • 18m く They're the ones who ate the bacon. There is no fault in the idea, only in the thievery. 1 1

It was a common theme for her to tell people they weren’t allowed to post about things she didn’t like. Instead of, oh, I don’t know… just fucking unfollowing them???

And if you’re reading some of these and saying, “Kat, I think she just hates you in particular.” Oh, she did. I’m well aware.

•I AT&T 4:27 AM $ 72% Dictionary Paige @Li... •1/23/20 v Why dead things that used to be cute and fluffy no thank you...no thank you! Do Not Like! 2 Dictionary Paige Li... •1/23/20 v Fruit bats are amazing and wonderful members of the ecosystem that help keep the malaria mosquito population down and prevent thousands of human deaths every year. Please keep them out of your soap and cigarette hell. EBS @estockbridge • 1/23/20 I'm pro-bat. Austin has the largest urban bat population in America and we used to picnic next to their bridge and watch them fly out at dusk. 1 く Dictionary Paige @Li... •1/23/20 v Then don't post dead ones. I don't post dead puppies. 1 个

EBS @estockbridge • 1/23/20 It's a reference to the current virus issue in China, but okay. 1 Dictionary Paige That's gross. @Li... •1/23/20 V EBS @estockbridge • 1/23/20 Yes, it is. Although not objectively more gross than thanksgiving dinner or bacon-wrapped quail or lobster or clams. 1 Dictionary Paige @Li... •1/23/20 v I think I got lost somewhere around where we equated dead bat in a bathtub with Chinese people.

•I| AT&T 4:27 AM 1 72% CD EBS @estockbridge Replying to @LindseyPaigeB @Katerationopia and @dmschmeyer What? No, it's bat soup. The current viral outbreak in China is believed to be related to a food market and bat soup. く 11:38 PM • 1/23/20 • Twitter for iPhone 企 Dictionary Paige @Li... •1/23/20 v Replying to @estockbridge @Katerationopia and @dmschmeyer So that's revolting all around. I understand your point and that you were not trying to be offensive. But how about I don't post puppy soup and you don't post that soup? 门

Not sure why she was such a miserable person and intent on taking the most bad faith reading of everything anyone posted so that she could lecture them about it, but it was her whole online personality. Like this, where someone referenced the bat soup/coronavirus myth and she wouldn’t shut up.

EBS @estockbridge • 7/6/20 Nice. D.M. Schmeyer @dmsch... •7/6/20 oh I just did what I do, and got back what I usually get, insecure unbalanced muttering. @M_F_Rose torched his ass, and near nuked the account, it was *magnificent * Dictionary Paige @LindseyPaigeB If you say so. 12:42 AM

EBS @estockbridge • 7/17/20 Some of us had to go up the rough side of the mountain because we were tag-shunned. Kateration @Katerationo... •7/17/20 v I didn't mean to leave you out. Forgive me? GIF Box of SHAME 4 企 EBS @estockbridge • 7/17/20 I will not countenance a world in which you feel shame, even in jest. GIF IT'S ALWAYS LOVE DJ KHALED Dictionary Paige @LindseyPaigeB Replying to @estockbridge and @Katerationopia

D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer•4h v I shot first. Adam Lance Garcia - 8h Name something you can say during STAR WARS and sex 企 Kateration @Katerationopia • 46m く GIF 1 know ill D.M. Schmeyer @dmschme... •37m v LOL! Okay. That's good. I don't even have anything for that. You win this round. L Dictionary Paige @LindseyPaigeB Replying to @dmschmeyer and @Katerationopia You need higher standards. く 3:57 AM • 12/4/19 • Twitter for Android

You know how sometimes you see people get excited about stuff that maybe you’re not into, so you just scroll past it?

Yeah… she was incapable of doing that. She had to respond with a snide comment or eyeroll emoji to other people having fun every chance she got.

Dictionary Paige • @Linds... •4m v Thanks for understanding why I need to point out that Jesus is a fraud every opportunity I get. I'd say I didn't mean to rain on your parade...but I did. This isn't funny. 2 Jesus-ish @there_nor Replying to @LindseyPaigeB @Katerationopia and 5 others I'm not sure you need to, or that this was really an opportunity.

Dictionary Paige @Li...• 7/18/20 V Two people quoted the Bible. That's enough to make it not a joke anymore. 2 L Social Distancing Dom • 7/18/20 The bible is a joke 2 4 T く Dictionary Paige Amen, sister! ＠Li...・7/18/20 ♥ Dictionary Paige Li... 7/18/20 V It's just not the kind that's funny. 1 1 Justine Strahan and the... •7/18/20 v Parts of it are. Most if it is incredibly boring lists of things. There are also some really fascinating pieces of literature, & also some real crap writing, and unfortunately a lot of misogyny, racism, homophobia, and ideas that were behind the times even when it was written. 1

Dictionary Paige @Li.. •7/18/20 v I didn't originally respond to him. I responded to people quoting Bible verses. 1 Justine Strahan and the... •7/18/20 v But isn't using bible verses in a blasphemous way also a good way to get people to not take the book seriously? Religion is funny, or at least it can be, and getting people to see that seems to be in line with your wish that people didn't take it as a serious work. 2 2 个 Dictionary Paige ＠Li...・7/18/20< Why quote garbage? There are so many ways to put words together that don't suggest that you support a particular set of prejudices so strongly you can quote its archaic grammar... 1

Error Coram Nah, B. @er...• 7/18/20 v Replying to @LindseyPaigeB @Katerationopia and 7 others I just really can't conceive of a less effective way to accomplish your apparent goals than lecturing people enjoying themselves and making fun of the thing you hate at four in the fucking morning. Make it make sense, Jesus. 1 4 Jesus-ish @there_nor 7/18/20 There is none to be made of it, friend. Like I said: free will has problems. 4 1 く

Two people were posting bibles verses that sounded naughty back and forth making jokes with the innuendo, and she KOOL-AID MAN’d herself into the conversation to scold them for doing it because she’s an atheist who feels she has to police any mention of the Bible.

Rayne '220k dead Ameri.... 4/17/20 Y I tried not to put anime on my list cuz l feel like that's a whole 'nother list in and of itself, but good choices! 1 2 Dictionary Paige = @Li... • 4/17/20 V I appreciate the lack of anime because I don't like cartoons so I don't know any. (not like in a mean way. I also dislike the simpsons. Just...l need actors) 2 tv 2

Kateration 4/17/20 It almost made my 5, it's a damn near perfect show. I rewatch it all the time. It's wild. I miss Walter White. Dictionary Paige 4/17/20 It's one of the worst things that has ever been allowed to be presented on network TV.

It’s wasn’t just Breaking Bad—though she was particularly obsessed with telling people they weren’t allowed to like it.

It was a fun chain post you tag your friends in for crying out loud!!

She also used to criticize anyone who listed anime or who “didn’t have enough documentaries” on their list.

That’s not a BlueSky thing. It’s a miserable person thing.

In fact, please enjoy this thread of one of the most miserable people I have ever had the misfortune of interacting with.

To begin, imagine running around policing what tv shows people like. “I don’t like that YOU are having fun.”

You can’t spell hate without ate after all!

It’s not even that. It’s that the government opposition to it is so poor. Like, if we had better smarter enemies this ineffectual bullshit would be a little more understandable, but that were being bullied by a bunch of doofuses and like 3 people in our government are effectively combating it…?