Doc Bedlam

With all due respect, I look at the people sitting in high office right now, and I don't think any of these people ever had to deal with a traditional style of "bully" in their lives.

I still have a few of those. Repainted one into a luchador, wearing only a wrestler's mask and a Speedo.

He's Capitan Mexico!

Is that by any chance the old HeroClix version?

Shadow art.

I live in a world with room for all the flavors of madness.

And -- being human -- we all have to attack everyone who doesn't believe as we do.

Possible. Back then, to be autistic was to be the village idiot, demonically possessed, or touched by God, depending on your publicity.

I don't know that she'd be any easier to FIND, but somehow I think a lot more people would be LOOKING...

He wants to go be friends!

I remember a dream when I was a kid. I dreamed that I was in a store that had a bunch of stuff I wanted, and somehow, I had enough money to buy whatever I wanted.

I got the stuff home -- I don't even remember what it was -- and I was holding a box... and I woke up. And the box was gone...

A robot dog in a costume plays with kids at a Chinese park. Damn, I live in interesting times.

1. You have to get the government's permission to sue it.
2. These are the words of a government -- a ruler -- who doesn't intend to ever leave power.

Pffft. I WISH I was that energetic...

I needed this tonight.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Sometimes, it's not about the birthday presents they get you. Sometimes it's about the birthday presents they DON'T get you. And I am happy for that.

...wait, what?

Did anyone expect otherwise?

He'd find a way to make World War Three about himself.

I absolutely adored Sky Captain. Saw it in a theater, which is the finest way to see it.

Bought it on DVD. It came with twenty minutes of unskippable ads before it'd let you watch the movie.

So I just pirated the damn thing.