Megan

I took this picture at Tower Bridge in London especially for my Dad, who spent many years as an asbestos engineer testing various public places for it.

Vampire who’s poor because he keeps falling for pump and dump schemes for centuries

Not at the same time, but our last dog was 108 lbs so I think of our new 70 lb dog as the little dog

Ha ha-ha ha ha

He’s disassociating

I’ve forgotten most of what my Latin professor taught me, but I remember him saying “you can destroy your life at least three times and completely reinvent yourself”

I got my hairdresser to thicken my bangs today. I plan to slowly add more and more hair to it until I am just one big bang.

My son told how these are the new “funny numbers”

I keep changing too many variables in my life to get any clear scientific evidence of what’s working. And then there’s the small sample size.

Just saw that American adults are suffering from depression at the highest rate ever. Congratulations, we did it!

It’s a constant struggle between me, who wants to keep the “good boxes” that come into our house, and my husband who wants to recycle them.

Fatigue
Chauffeur

I love Live Photos with little kids because I’m more likely to get a shot with them smiling

I hate ALL my clothes

I can hyperextend my elbows. Also over the course of my life I’ve lost a thyroid, ovary, and gallbladder.

I had steak and coffee for breakfast. I feel very manly.

Our pizza topping today was crab. #OnlyinMaryland

When I wake up I like to devote a good solid hour to anxiety and dread before starting my day.

There was a wedding at The Office Convention I went to this month. It was between a Dwight impersonator and his bride, dressed up as Angela.

My shampoo bottle is black and my conditioner bottle is white, and I feel very strongly that it should be the other way around.

Welcome to the Pit of Despair

Dorothy Parker said you can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.

Just told my husband I am not in the headspace right now to have children. Too bad we already have three.

As an Orioles fan I just learned that Jackson Holliday’s dad is getting paid more today than he is all year

The man next to me in the orthodontist waiting room is drinking from a cup that has the Bristol Stool Chart printed on it. I don’t think I could drink from that.

We are not finishing this school year strong, we are stumbling towards the finish line.

I believe those words have never been put in that order before, congratulations.

RIP air conditioner, 1990-2025

If you meet one jerk in a day, you’ve met one jerk. If EVERYONE you meet is a jerk, well that says something about you.

Our AC just gave up. Whee!