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Ken: looking good mate

'I make £2,500 a month farting in jars – my mum is really proud of me' Kirsty Farts, 28, started the flatulence-themed content to help pay off an £11,000 vet bill. She now uploads up to 60 videos a month to her 9,000 fans on social media

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Twenty-eight years ago today: Oasis touring and #NUFC playing Barcelona in the Champions League.
“The more things change, the more they stay the same”

Geordie bangers if I’m not mistaken. Sampled them and the Black & White bangers last weekend. Superb.

@georgecaulkin.bsky.social Enyoyed reading your discussion with Chris about the race for CL places and the season so far.
I’d add the Pardew 5th place season to the ones that have felt more enjoyable purely because it was an unexpected joy oasis in the desert of disappointment either side of it.

Got a bit obsessed with Clem Burke’s drumming last year, to the point that Atomic was my most listened to song on Spotify Wrapped. RIP

You been affected by the earthquake Rich?

Hopefully World War III will kick off in the next fortnight, and we won’t have to play the League Cup Final #NUFC

Not only a ska legend, but also has both the best dog names.

Punk Squirrel IPA! 🤘🏻

What if the jeans are black denim?

@thisisalexjames.bsky.social “Lovely Sam” a perfect way to end xx

@thisisalexjames.bsky.social Been with XS Breakfast since the Steve Berry days despite living on the opposite side of the country. Wishing the best to all of you xx

The Justified Ancients of Murton

Cheers 🍻

Imagining what a Merino - Tonali - Bruno midfield would’ve looked like… #NUFC

They were great times weren’t they? The whole city seemed to be riding the wave.

From a nostalgia point of view, this photo is absolutely on point:
Mitre Delta ball✅
Umbro shirts with red numbers✅
Old-school changing room benches✅
KK’s blazer & tie✅
#NUFC

Happy Kevin Keegan Day.
Always thought it was appropriate that a man who wears his heart on his sleeve was born on Valentines Day.
#KevinKeeganDay #KKday #NUFC

Can’t be arsed with all that. Think I’ll just rock up to the cash turnstile on the day 👍🏻

#WetHems

Barkley has had a great season. If he can break off some big runs I’d agree with you. Mahomes such a big-game player though.

What’s your prediction?

Power, Corruption & Lies / Low-Life / Brotherhood / Technique.

Set adrift on subs bench bliss.

Isak didn’t put a foot wrong #NUFC

I can see where the lad from Maxïmo Park gets his look.

The checkback of one of those kids being the burglar in Mark & Jez’s flat series later is top class.

Can I shock you?
I actually like Tottenham Hotspur despite what I’ve been saying.

I’ve still got an Aqua scarf, but I’m fancy and wear mine when I’m going out for a meal instead of to the football.