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@crotchetycarl.bsky.social

Business owner - love to cook, eat and drink wine. Sarcastic, bordering on crude. I’ll probably say something that will make you unfollow me. Connecticut

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Latest posts by crotchetycarl.bsky.social on Bluesky

He’s not here

07.10.2025 22:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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While it bakes we can select our wine.
El Goru Gold (a.k.a. Mad Hairy Fella) will be a nice pairing for this evening.

07.10.2025 22:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t you have a pedicure you’re late for?

07.10.2025 22:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Okay, now that we are home let’s slide this meatloaf into the oven.

07.10.2025 22:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ll get my scissors

07.10.2025 16:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Put it all in your roasting pan and you’ll be ready to bake when you get home tonight

07.10.2025 12:49 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Then we chopped up our vegetables

07.10.2025 12:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Then throw it in with your meatloaf mix, some breadcrumbs, and a couple of eggs

07.10.2025 12:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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First thing we’ll do is sauté up whatever vegetables are hanging out in my refrigerator

07.10.2025 12:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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It’s Meatloaf Monday!
(on Tuesday)

07.10.2025 11:58 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wow! Efficient!

06.10.2025 19:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can hold onto that orange shirt for you
(please note that “hold onto” definitions may vary)

06.10.2025 19:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a blue tank top is saying `` well i never '' while holding his chest . ALT: a man in a blue tank top is saying `` well i never '' while holding his chest .
06.10.2025 12:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t care for these rules

06.10.2025 11:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Twas at that!

06.10.2025 09:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It just appeared

06.10.2025 09:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This was a good episode

06.10.2025 02:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is he? I had heard rumors but wasn’t sure

06.10.2025 01:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a white dessert in the shape of a cat on a white plate with a purple sauce . ALT: a white dessert in the shape of a cat on a white plate with a purple sauce .

Oh my!

06.10.2025 01:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lol I live in Connecticut

06.10.2025 00:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a cartoon character says " that 's all gluten " in a kitchen ALT: a cartoon character says " that 's all gluten " in a kitchen
06.10.2025 00:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good God it probably wasn’t even safe to stand next to that thing!

05.10.2025 23:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Things always seem to work out in my favor

05.10.2025 22:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The sun has already set here

05.10.2025 22:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

If there’s anything I can do to not help, please let me know

05.10.2025 22:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I didn’t know you were hungry

05.10.2025 22:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Plate it up and your Three Mushroom Pasta with Sausage is done!

05.10.2025 22:25 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Add your pasta to your sauce and mix in some pecorino Romano

05.10.2025 22:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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As our pasta cooks we might as well select our wine.

05.10.2025 22:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Then let’s throw in our pasta

05.10.2025 22:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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