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There's lots of cat pictures -> more cat pics aren't needed

but also

There's lots of cat pictures -> easy training data

Don't👏give👏people👏what👏they👏need👏or👏want!👏Give👏them👏what👏is👏cheap👏and👏easy👏to👏make!

3. when i said that 90 percent of atheists believe in santa claus
2. when i said that southerners are better at driving in snow than midwesterners
1. when i said that it’s fine to use “your” and “you’re” interchangeably

Kyle Rittenhouse captioned as an image macro meme with the text: I hate it when people are like "WTF don't blow your vape smoke all over my baby" Like bitch first of all it's not smoke it's like some other shit. Plus scientists now know some of the ramifications of its hazards such as lead poisoning. MF hoe.

Zohran Mamdani STOLE my name and won't give it back ere I answer his riddles three

As a centrist myself, I want to advance the common sense theory that you can't step into the same river more than four times. That seems a lot more reasonable to me.

Heraclitus said you can't step into the same river twice. Cratylus said you can't step into the same river once. The way these radical left extremists are going, soon you won't even be allowed to step into the same river zero times!

everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets

He sincerely believes that IQ has some sort of value as a system of measurement even though he himself admits that, depending on the test, he could be well above average or slightly below average.

I don't get it.

My dad has told me on several occasions about how he always struggled with IQ tests because they were all time sensitive and the pressure would get to him. Once he got to do a test that wasn't timed he scored great.

And my answer is always "How can you take IQ seriously after that?"

my ancestor, hakka warrior from the ming dynasty: this stone you hold contains the sum of all human knowledge

me: yeah

my ancestor: and every day you use it to read things that make you mad

me: ok wait, that’s not really–

my ancestor: give me another, what did you call this again

me: four loko

Let’s talk for a moment about some of the more subtle ways that the press acts as a mouthpiece for law enforcement.

Actor Jonathan Joss was shot to death on Sunday. I don’t know what happened; I wasn’t there. But his husband said a homophobic neighbor shot him as part of an explicit hate crime.
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Love this but also this movie is utter dogshit. No hate it just is truly mindnumbingly bad, like every pokemon movie except the first one and spell of the unown.

Movie: Pokémon: Giratina & the Sky Warrior
Language: English
Country: United States

pros of being a gay man: Men! 🤠😁👍
cons of being a gay man: Men ☹️

Would really make me feel like the LGBTQIA+ community was strong, unified and politically effective.

Man I wish there was a public event where I could stand on an unshaded sidewalk for a few hours while bankers and prison guards wearing white t-shirts with rainbow logos looked down at me from truckbeds and blasted Chapell Roan.

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soweli suli
soweli walo
soweli kule
soweli lape
soweli tawa
soweli pona
soweli wawa

#tokipona

They only let me out on gnome holidays and fairy double work days (fairies don't have days off they have days where they work twice as long instead)

The real culture war is between dixie novelty car horns and la cucaracha novelty car horns btw

Bro you better be paying 100 times the actual price anytime you're at the store the way you're always missing the point

Give a paraplegic a wheelchair and you help them for a day. Tell 'em to just walk and it's no longer your problem. Like, are they stupid? It's not hard.

Photo of Iris’ Haxorus sitting down in the Pokémon journeys anime

he sits

DNC funded remake of Blazing Saddles starring Joe Biden and Eric Adams

O heart of a thousand sorrows, o world of a thousand pains, end me now. (spilled my dink)

My government told me F150s keep running over toddlers so I asked how many toddlers he has and he said he just keeps building anti-pedestrian urban environments so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding toddlers to SUVs and then his voters started crying.

The least I could do!

wouldn't the steelman of the argument look at Western development over the last few decades rather than the development of the world over the course of centuries? I think there is a difference between illiberalism masquerading as antineoliberalism and antineoliberalism in particular.

Usually when I see criticism of neoliberalism, it frames the Keynesian order between WW2 and Reagan as distinctly preferable. A lot of critics of neoliberalism also have illiberal views incompatible with Keynesian liberalism, but

Not saying it should be illegal but I wanna live in a society where if you as a parent put a giant cartoony bow on your baby girl's head then you can expect check-ins from CPS at least once in a while.