MK Slay

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a girl with a beard and a mustache is standing in a crowd of people . ALT: a girl with a beard and a mustache is standing in a crowd of people .

Omg that’s epic lol

a nice photo I took

gitched sign + one of those pointless TikTok-style ads = unintentional cyberpunk at the Whole Foods

Hilaria Baldwin Deported -The Onion

Hilaria Baldwin Deported
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@senoritasmiles.bsky.social ooooohmygodddddd 🥳🤗 she in here!

Donald Trump didn’t win by a historic landslide. It’s time to nip that lie in the bud | Mehdi Hasan In 2024, we have a new post-election lie – Trump didn’t just win, Republicans say, but he won big. He won a landslide. That’s false

"Trump won the crucial blue wall states... by 231,000 votes? So if just 116,000 voters across those three swing states – or 0.7% of the total – had switched from Trump to Harris, it is the vice-president who would have won the electoral college … and the presidency" - me for the Guardian:

Twitter is now on day 6 of debate about a random lady's PhD dissertation. Conservatives are sifting through the literature paper looking for things to get mad about. There's threads summarising the paper with millions of views. It has to be the most read literature dissertation of all time

If people acknowledge the sophistication of ancient civilisations, including indigenous peoples, they would have to reframe their beliefs about these people and include them in developed civilisations rather than as savages.

Genuinely makes me sad that history is filled with so many incredible fascinating stories yet the most popular history show on Netflix is some dipshit looking at old civilisations and just going "looks like they used secret technology or magic to build this"

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Made the entire table burst out laughing when I mentioned the Lifetime movie “My Child Has My Doctor’s Face”.

I once posted on Twitter that Drake is the kind of guy that would put a lampshade on his head and wait for everyone to laugh at how hilarious it is and people got really mad at me

theres a “libs of bluesky” twitter account but no “reactionaries of twitter” bluesky account bc no one gives a fuck what yall are saying

All four gas giants captured by the James Webb Space Telescope

Fun fact: "Incel" autocorrects to "uncle" on my phone

It’s okay to be rude to people who want you to die

Hello.