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just seen a spider fall off its own web. perfect sunshine, no wind. must be humiliated if it survived

liverpool under slot, crap. ive always said.

this hit so unbelievably hard and they really just let it play for a while

the switch from twitter to bluesky has robbed me of one of lifes great joys: hearing loads about taylor swift even though ive expressed no interest in it

Genuinely would love to hear any of these people unpack exactly what they mean by this inference that protesting crimes against humanity is 'disrespectful to the grief of British Jews'

hey man i would like to exclude you from my taste profile if that’s ok

i would say the last month or two has seen a really rapid vibe shift among tech types on the question of whether ai is a bubble

bonjour, my name is Francois Breast

mad that Alphonse Areola is a real person and not like a pepe le pew side character or something

why have you photographed it like that

at the end of the newcastle arsenal game Gary Neville said: “last week for Mikel Arteta, the glass was half empty, now its more than half full”. How full is the glass now? What is a full glass? Can the cup run over? thank you

the concept of a non stick pan is so stupid. how would you even make a pan out of sticks

what happens when 10,000 instances of the same algorithm suddenly decide that a stock is overvalued and then interpret the subsequent trend

we are gonna experience the biggest financial crash of all time

this tweet got 0 likes but i still think about it sometimes and laugh. i am my own biggest fan

yeah you could say im a bit hard
dont believe check my brit card

your guess is as good as mine. i felt like it was a sure thing

They will be speaking of little else in the Big Apple this morning

they’ve narrowed it down to a Mikkelsen brother

unreal energy at Obama at the O2 last night. got the whole crowd doing the poznan while he talked about the Trans Pacific Partnership

just put a couple of judiciously placed “Yes - if need be” just to not seem like a total loser

nothing more embarrassing than clicking yes to every option on a doodle poll. im actually very busy i promise. i have meetings.

whats the guy from Mean Girls doing at bristol city v oxford united

it’s time to put every left wing person in britain in a Conclave

#NEWBAR? where is it? might drop in for a drink 🤣

at this moment of crisis, the world cries out for archie woodrow

i am having more herbal teas in a day than you could possibly comprehend

the world is my oyster, in that it is gross and disgusting to me

It’s simple:

- News bloopers
- unlikely animal friendships

Everything else fuckin SUCKS