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May Labour's Yvette Cooper, the former Home Secretary, be remembered always as the politician who imposed the ban at the behest of Britain's powerful weapons industry, so it could continue to profit from the deliberate massacre of the people of Gaza

i love the king, but his wicked advisers... 🫦🫦 they are stone cold baddies fr

if your uncle jack was having trouble getting off a horse would you help your uncle masturbate the horse to completion. wait, sorry. let me start over. so say your uncle is jacking off a horse

when dolphins hear about a country called "finland" they probably thinks its heaven

do we know who was the first passenger to cross the new botley bridge

one thing about peter mandelson: how many people across history have resigned in disgrace from the highest level of government 3 times? must be a record surely

im resurrecting #milifandom

you have to laugh at labour right types sticking the boot in to keir starmer over the mandelson stuff. this was all your idea!!

im believing it right now as a matter of fact

ive watched some of his films they're very tasteful

when will we get a harry belgium

england has caught up a lot but 15 years ago it was a deeply sickening experience to order a coffee here

none of my business whether this is "sincere." album coming out soon, sure. that said — mania makes people say and do awful life-ruining shit. there's no easy, neat answer to what extent someone is "responsible," esp not w/in the socially sanitized definition of what mental illness "looks like."

whenever i see something going wrong in the world i like to make a little donation to lawyers. just a little something to help them out.

ive often stepped in the same river two, three, or even four times. i dont understand whats so difficult for all of you

"you guys dont understand! i got a vibe about some people and now need to pin it on them with zero transparency!!!"

no but im considering it now

it's also a film about how dreads can unlock your true power as a wise cracking white boy

avatar 3 is a powerful film about what it's like to have two dads

your boys took a hell of a beating!

to be clear i already knew magic wasnt real. you know what i meant

one thing you have to respect about traitors is that it has systematically destroyed the mystique of every profession. barristers, detectives, magicians, all frauds

wonder if the met police pr team are having a conversation about her methods and performance. i hope so.

no but seriously jan she's a delightful lady. pass on our best wishes, we had a lovely time

ah that's so nice. she got me everything i wanted in ann summers so it's good she got something as well

yeah i kind of handed her over to you for the rest of the afternoon. lovely day all round

ah interesting, she also took me shopping

jonathan ross??

days like this i miss proper twitter so bad

absolutely liquid traitors