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Ross Sayers

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Author (Mary's the Name, Sonny and Me, Daisy on the Outer Line, The Everliving Memory of John Valentine) he/him πŸ“Glasgow, Scotland

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True, maybe that guy gave 5 pints...my god he's a hero

11.11.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is my thinking too. I used to have 2, pre-covid when you used to be able to sit down in the wee kitchen area for 10 mins, but now the snacks are as you head out the door, I'm strictly 1. This guy did 2 trips (2 then 3). Brass neck!

11.11.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What would you say is the maximum amount of snacks it's fair to take after you give blood. Because last time I was there I saw a guy take 5 separate items and I thought...hmm maybe overstepping the mark there buddy

11.11.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Blue sticky note with the words 'The Price of Fame'.

Blue sticky note with the words 'The Price of Fame'.

πŸ’‘ New episode!

Simple idea this week: we're guessing what celebs are charging on Cameo. Available wherever you get your podcasts!

open.spotify.com/episode/6TWl...

11.11.2025 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Large poster for I've Got An Idea For A Podcast, with Ross and Ashley on either side.

Large poster for I've Got An Idea For A Podcast, with Ross and Ashley on either side.

Eagle eyed listeners may spot our poster on Sauchiehall Street. It's very subtle and tasteful.

09.11.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jack Whitehall telling a story on Graham Norton about performing at a Monaco jewellery event.... lol. Good way to show you're a man of the people after playing the Riyadh fest

07.11.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Maybe didn't need to defend tax avoidance but my back was against the wall in the debate

07.11.2025 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Zohran Mamdani meeting his wife on Hinge is a bit like when you see a screenshot of someone winning Β£200,000 on a random Β£3 acca. Like sure, you can download the Bet365 app, but that was just a one time thing

06.11.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The novel: she was plain of face, not very pretty at all

The casting producers of the film adaptation: this broad's gotta be smokin

06.11.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MIRANDA: I voted Mamdani, he's the only human one

CHARLOTTE: I went for Cuomo, I like things the way they are

SAMANTHA: Sliwa girl here. The beret stays ON in bed

CARRIE: Big is moving to Paris...... if Mamdani wins

05.11.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

04.11.2025 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 11765    πŸ” 1923    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 31

On this week's pod we were assigned abysmal things to argue in favour of, so please forgive me for defending scrolling on your phone at the cinema πŸ˜”

04.11.2025 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On the one hand, well done Joe for working it out. On the other, there's only 4 folk left to pick from. Harder to get it wrong at this point

30.10.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cat: I'm just a sleepy autistic duck guys cmon zzzz honk shoo honk shoo quack

30.10.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Harry Hill holding an Alan Sugar puppet

Harry Hill holding an Alan Sugar puppet

Mark Bonnar’s head has made it to the end #celebrityTraitors

30.10.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it too late to go as waxwork Clare Balding's head for Halloween

30.10.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Low quality meme of Pikachu with a shocked face.

Low quality meme of Pikachu with a shocked face.

Contestant: I think [blank] might be a traitor

Kate Garraway no matter who has been named:

30.10.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Twitter post from @yeeeerika which reads: big dog, you have bewitched me body and soul

Twitter post from @yeeeerika which reads: big dog, you have bewitched me body and soul

Faithfuls when they spent all day discussing Jonathan being a traitor then voted for someone else

30.10.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Benny Safdie's character from Oppenheimer.

Benny Safdie's character from Oppenheimer.

'Until someone recruits a bigger dog'

29.10.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a soccer goalie is diving to catch a ball in front of a banner that says garoto Alt: Oscar scoring a consolation goal for Brazil to make it 7-1 to Germany

The faithfuls celebrating

29.10.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big Dog Theoryβ„’ hive rise up!!

29.10.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Long throws in eh
All the rage this season eh
They cause chaos in the box right enough eh
Mind Stoke used to do them eh
That boy Delap eh
Ballboys with towels eh
It'll be something else next week eh

29.10.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fs! Yeah I'm suspicious of them, other than the established ones, how are they getting these prizes and affording to advertise on telly

29.10.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm noticing a lot of prize/giveaways/raffles/lottery type things these days. Giving away houses and cars etc. What's all that about then

29.10.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Was the man in the photo stopping to look at Freddie Mercury or stopping to consider our QR code? No way of knowing

29.10.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Instagram screenshot showing a billboard in London with Freddie Mercury and the caption 'Thank God for immigrants'. Below the billboard are some other posters, including two for the podcast 'I've Got An Idea For A Podcast'.

Instagram screenshot showing a billboard in London with Freddie Mercury and the caption 'Thank God for immigrants'. Below the billboard are some other posters, including two for the podcast 'I've Got An Idea For A Podcast'.

Funny thing: this picture of Jeremy Deller's billboard has almost a quarter of a million likes on Instagram. And our poster for I've Got An Idea For A Podcast is just below lol

29.10.2025 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"The Right in 2025 Sounds a Lot Like the Nazis in 1925"

Today’s far right may know it’s wrong to talk about a β€œsuperior race,” so it just frames it as a β€œsuperior culture” instead:
zeteo.com/p/the-right-...

29.10.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1941    πŸ” 573    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 25

[Back to the Future 2025]

Marty: doc are you trying to tell me...that my mom...is lowkey fw me fr?

Doc Brown: yes and I don't know how to fix it

Marty: my goat's washed!

28.10.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll hold my hands up that my improv skills were rusty for the first ten mins here but I thought I found my groove once the first spirit took over my body πŸŽƒ

28.10.2025 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Blue post-it note with the phrase "SΓ©ance & SΓ©ance-ability". There is a pumpkin at the bottom and the I've Got An Idea For A Podcast logo at the bottom right - a mic stand where the mic is a lightbulb.

Blue post-it note with the phrase "SΓ©ance & SΓ©ance-ability". There is a pumpkin at the bottom and the I've Got An Idea For A Podcast logo at the bottom right - a mic stand where the mic is a lightbulb.

Ashley holding our cat Betty, surrounded by spooky images, including a ghost, a witch's hat, and a skeleton.

Ashley holding our cat Betty, surrounded by spooky images, including a ghost, a witch's hat, and a skeleton.

πŸ’‘ New episode out now!

"SΓ©ance & SΓ©ance-ability"

Prepare yourselves for some spookily terrible impressions!
Available wherever you get your podcasts πŸ‘»

linktr.ee/ivegotanidea...

28.10.2025 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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