Zinnat

I think I've now watched this no less than 40,000 times

Ok maybe I’m going to use more often. Have a cat pic in the meantime

I read Lace as a kid and one of my favourite things is to tell people about the goldfish scene. Their reactions are always hilarious

The more ridiculous the cat, the cuter they are

Oh yeah Ladoo isn't fond of belly rubs generally. She's graced me with a few precious seconds here and there but they're super rare moments

Jalebi does that too and he loves having his belly rubbed. It’s the best

BBC tweet reading "Tyrannosaur's last meal was two baby dinosaurs"

Horrified that in a few thousand years someone's gonna dig me up and tell everyone what I ate for dinner. "Six Oreos, a rotisserie chicken leg, and some pistachios she found in her couch cushion"

Omg look at that fluffy belly

Mitch McConnell has an opportunity to do something EXTREMELY funny

Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies Henry Kissinger has died at age 100, his consulting firm said in a statement on Wednesday.

Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss

I have a substack that I have been meaning to use to get writing again and I figured writing about everything I bought during the Sephora sale makes as much sense as anything else. I think I've now tried out everything I bought so I now have no more excuses left for not writing it.

Screenshot of results from a search for “shark” in a camera roll

🤷🏽‍♀️

A cat looks out of the window at a tree with green and red leaves

WFH day means getting to enjoy my girl enjoying this autumn morning

I miss those though. Always creeped me the hell out but they were so good

Totally fine, it's just protocol, but that professional-stern-sass persona is hard to come down from. I've been sassy all day long lol

I'm sorry Jen, that sucks

Absolutely love those days when you get a weird phone call and they have file a report about it

Basically what I've done today. I keep a well-stocked snack drawer for days like this

muttering "it is what it is" over and over as my office descends further and further into chaos

One day someone will ask me a question so unbelievably stupid that I will just simply fade away into nothingness.

Today is unfortunately not that day.

Right back at you! 😘

A very happy birthday to the goth Dolly Parton @glitterburrito.bsky.social Wishing you the most amazing day my fellow Libra queen!

22 days ago I was hoping hell week would be over in 7 days but it's been a 22-day week instead 🥴

Look at him

When this hell week is over I want to plan out my next two long weekends and actually work on this newsletter I planned on starting earlier this year

Sometimes I sit and wonder “what the fuck?”

Just engrave “Always Right” on my tombstone.

These fuckers need to recognize. For eternity.

when did i get to the point where only a quad shot makes me feel normal?

My floor's alarm has been going off intermittently since I got to the office this morning... oh hey it's going off again as I write this

Creepin’