big pippy !!

thank u ! I'm pretty confident I will tbh

I take comfort in the fact that billionares are as mortal as any other human, and that REALLY pisses them off.

horse with no name is genuinely in the top three songs ever written

genuinely but also very funny

I got fired for thr first time ever yesterday and old coworkers who stopped working there 4 months ago have come up to congratulate me about being free from the place LMAO

evil ex best friend broke up with the girlfriend they destroyed our friendship over !!!!

very hard to say if 'unplayable on steamdeck' actually means unplayable or if redditors are just pissed it won't run something at 600 gigachad fps

how it feels to be 26 and spend ur free time playing games

made YET ANOTHER banger soup guys I can't be stopped

how it feels listening to bait and switch

kmfdm so good until they start with that scary ass robot voice

we are hemorrhaging female staff ever since hiring this one manager and all of us keep saying it's because he's a massive misogynist but the male gm keeps saying he's never behaved that way with him 🙃

I have GOT to get into uni bro full time hospitality is like top 1 worst things ever

a drawing of a cat in the rain with a black background ALT: a drawing of a cat in the rain with a black background

no ads in sight just a clunky ugly ui and non ai generated people talking to eachother

coming across websites that look like this genuinely feels the same to me as seeing a movie from 1996 and the twin towers are in the background

the internet needs to go back to being ugly and rudimentary and tied to one place in ur house and I really am so serious

yuh and yuh 😛😛😛😛 I'm on no sleep yippee

double that it's not even legal 🤪

shift finished at 4am and I'm back in at 12 woooo !!! woohoo !!

loml posting we went for ghibli themed cocktails ♡♡♡

250 person booking at work today I got paid to hand out prosecco and be hand fed cocktail sausages by a bunch of tipsy middle aged italian women

americans all banging on rn about how 'Europeans don't understand !!' 'it's harder for us to protest !! they'll shoot the protesters !!' as if protesting extreme fascism up until how has always been an easy hand shake and a conversation ,,,, u guys just have to be exceptional even in ur uselessness

it never stops being funny btw that I grew up hearing that women were all catty two faced bitches who can't have real friendships with each other and male friendships are just so deep and long lasting and chill and now there's a male lonliness epidemic bc u don't know ur friend's favourite colour

slammed in next to a bunch of books about shamanic sex rituals and day trading I can't wait to meet this guy and hear all about his ego death acid trip in high school

found my friend's new awful reform voting boyfriend on goodreads why has he read the unabomber manifesto

*made omg one letter made me sound like a republican

just make the tiktok creamy butter beans recession recipe guys we are making it out of this financial unrest it's delicious

it's lowk going to be form fitting 😔 I forgot people make clothes like that

jumper update YEEAAAHH 😈😈🫦

hope everyone had thr best christmas