Trudd Studdlerucker

tfw you get tolled

jesse jackson was constantly played as a punchline on 90s late-night TV to the point that i didn't understand his history of activism and serious left-leaning political platform until i was much older. i have to think, to some degree, that was on purpose.

And THAT'S a Premium Swallow!

Remember, my codec frequency is 122.11. Call me if you need information about an enemy's three sizes.

jacob standing in front of 8-bit text that says "good work, but you forgot baby moses"

new big ol' video coming to Nebula on Thursday, it's a good time to sign up if you haven't already go.nebula.tv/jacob-geller

The Nethermurk finale is here! I will always love this campaign for allowing me to enjoy the full spectrum of my gender identity (sweet little guy —— high femme Italian bitch)

Tamping down the urge to email our sysadmin director something like "can Copilot shoot me in the head with a real gun killing me instantly cause that's the first thing I'll ask it for if you insist that I use it"

Digital illustration of two ghosts sitting in a colorful autumn tree against a cloudy blue sky. In the distance, a ghost is blown away in the breeze.

What do they talk about? 👻🍃🌬️

I don't need Copilot to help me write an email because I possess the skill known as "knowing how to write an email".

"trying 2 be genuine and helpful" well how hard were you trying cause you fucked up bud

If this is the most pressing issue for you such that you feel the need to send this anonymously to an artist, then may I suggest you find an actual problem to complain about, perhaps bedbugs, or a leaky faucet

I think it’s time for Democratic leaders to start saying “if you’re a pilot or ground crew involved in a deportation that was stayed by a judge, you’ll be held criminally liable for human trafficking.” Everyone involved in these flights should have that fear in the back of their minds.

when it comes to the olympic games, i encourage athletes to "go for the gold" – the gold medal, that is

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

I've grown increasingly wary of anytime the emphasis is placed on "you should be the bigger person" rather than "they should not have done that to you"

It's called "Yaoi", Snake. It's when two men love each other a whole lot

Mmh, kinda like you and me.

Wh- Snake! Don't be ridiculous!!

What? I was j-

We're more like male yuri, anyway

well u see socialist theory may be correct and everything revolutionary communists and anarchists said would happen has happened and is happening but have u considered i don't like it

i cant stop giggling #MGS

It just struck me that newspaper comic strips were sort of proto-posting: you come up with a joke every single day and eventually you either mellow out or become completely insane

now, when the little sphere fellow puffs up all full of air, is he not able to simply float above the dangers down below? he can? does this not present some type of contradiction, as the friction of violence is the intended purpose of this amusement?

Kelly Rowland speaks out on bizarre Microsoft Excel texting in 2002 Nelly video Kelly Rowland has finally addressed the bizarre moment she "texted" Nelly via Microsoft Excel in the 2002 music video for “Dilemma.” The singer, 43, was introduced as “the only person in history to successfully send a text message via Microsoft Excel” as she spoke to Josh Scherer on Mystical Kitchen’s Last Meal series. The infamous "text" read: "Where you at? Holla when you get this." Rowland said she was "mad" no one addressed the oddity at the time. "They made me look nuts," she added.

iconic moment!

Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates how is it possible to cram so much ignorance--"English-Scott-Irish origin" -- into such a small space? miracle of a person said to be "world's richest man" has no more grasp of US history than a crumpled paper tissue underfoot in a men's restroom not recently cleaned.

joyce is going after elon again

We've finally come full circle. People are longing for less chatter dialogue in their games by referencing ocarina, a game that people consistently complained about Navi being too talkative to the point of it being a meme for 20 odd years.

please don't call it that

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i feel like losing touch with the common man would be awesome. i hope that happens to me someday

A diagram showing the supremacy of small brains at dodging interstellar horrors who would wish to devour them.

BRAIN CAN DODGE