Kimball (is cool)

Here is what we've been able to find out since yesterday. It's in Spanish, FYI. www.telemundoutah.com/noticias/loc...

Thanks. We'll begin looking into it.

Hi Shannon. I work for the local Telemundo station in Salt Lake. Is this your video? We can talk more in a private chat if you'd like. Thanks.

Onion Headline: “Marilyn Manson Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Shock People”

Tweet of mine from July 2, 2018 that reads: "We've spend the past 5 years investing in A.I. so we could create what is essentially a dumb person with unlimited power." It's a quote-tweet of another post that reads: "Facebook's political ad verification rules blocked ads about: beans, hair waxing, shrubbery, because they contained the word 'Bush.'"

I was scrolling through my inactive-but-still-alive Twitter account (don't ask) and I found this Tweet about AI I did from 2018. You all should have listened to me.

Exactly when are you supposed to release the spider eggs in your house to get those cool Halloween cobwebs forming in time? And do the exact breeds of spider matter?

“I’m Dave Van ROCK”
“This is Joan Bae-YESSS”
“And I’m Bob THRILLIN’. You’re listening to 103.1 The Hammer, your source for classic rock hits and mid century folk revival anthems.”

It's wire frames from here on out. All Buddy Holly glasses will be immediately suspect.

I’m interested in your initial thesis that rock music as a cultural force is dead. So it has a kind of horror-movie logic to have Rod Stewart lurking in the background of most of rock history only to be revealed as the killer at the end.

I'm working my way through @andrewhickey.500songs.com 's 500 Songs podcast, and my working subtitle for the '60s so far is "Rod Stewart Constantly Being Told to Buzz Off by Every British Rock Star."

CHOTINER: And this flag decal you have here…

ME: I believe it will get me into heaven. Yes.

CHOTINER: Even as it’s already overcrowded?

ME: Well—

CHOTINER: From your dirty little war?

ME: OK but Jesus can countenance some killin’. Depending on the reason, I mean.

CHOTINER: Got it.

Thanks for the recommendation. We’ve always been partial to “Target” but with a French-sounding soft g and silent t at the end. But this certainly opens up some intriguing possibilities.

Broadcast on CBS, Aerosmith/Extreme team-up, LL Cool J hosting. VMAs have been Grammy-fied.

Mom, can we get all the presidents since Hoover?
"We have all the presidents since Hoover at home."

YouTube video by Beck - Topic Jack-Ass

It took me years to figure out that the creature jumping over the hurdle on the cover of Odelay was a real-life dog and not some kind of ILM George Lucas creature they commissioned.
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Chuck E. Cheese wishing on a monkey's paw to get some organic engagement on social media this week.

I can’t remember who this actor is but he was the king of the genre of “Movies on TV That My Parents Are Watching”

As far as excuses to get out of something go, "tore my cornea," is a great one. No one wants any more details once they hear you messed up your eye. So kudos on that, I guess.

Can't call myself a metalhead by any stretch, but "War Pigs" is an all-timer and still hits.

Great fireworks show tonight. Starting it off with "Phantom Limb" really set the stage. But the crowd went crazy once those opening notes of "So Says I" came on for the finale.

I never got "ironic" mustaches because the mustache has always been goofy. Whoever grew the first one wasn't a serious person. They were like: "Hey check out the little critter under my nose."

✏️ COMPOSE
🗓️ CALENDAR
👥 CONTACTS
✨ USELESS DUMB THING NO ONE WANTS

You won’t catch me being called gormless. I got gorm to spare, don’t even worry about that.

TIRED: “Not the Onion”
WIRED: “Scooped by the Onion”

I remember being a middle schooler trying to convince people that it was a rip off of “Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da,” and no one knowing what I was talking about.

Setting my marker down that it will probably be one of the Beatles movies. Most likely the Ringo one.

While this is intriguing, we can’t eliminate the possibility of this affecting his role as Cooter Burger. Overall net negative.

I wanna take you a CON-CLAVE, CON-CLAVE, CONCLAVE