Cat Dad

Slap those two tostadas together and put a frilly toothpick through it. Viola!

Thank you!

Those eyes!

That is some tortured prose.

I have to make 3 batches of Alton Brown's green bean casserole every year. One for the inlaws's dinner, one for our dinner, and one for my brother in law. I use store bought crispy onions instead of making my own.

Birthday is the 23rd and my Libro subscription reups on the 24th. Happy birthday to me!

Do you have a different platform than Substack? I would love to support you but not while supporting Nazis.

Nor do you. Are you calling for Schumer to resign? Because if not you are in on the scam.

Disinformation.

Croyd Crensen, The Sleeper.

I grabbed my winter coat that morning and it jingled from the change in the pocket. It's a little over a buck, but it's a little over a buck.

Tecmo Bowl. Where no one is allowed to play the Bills or the Lions and it was possible for the Falcons to go undefeated with their offense only hitting the field after a turnover because Deion Sanders.

My wife and I have a code word for when my fly is down. ADHD rocks.

Gray tabby cat wearing crocheted bear ears curled up on a bed looking adorable.

This ex barn cat used to chase deer.

A møøsë once bit my sister...

So why did you vote for Brooke Rollins?

Floofy blonde cat wearing bib overalls. There is murder is his eyes

Ask and ye shall receive.

@richardkadrey.bsky.social Reading The Dead Take the A Train and am loving it! I am greatly enjoying some of the more obscure English words you tucked inside. Thank you.

I prefer FIBURR, a fine selection of burrs handpicked and selected from the coats of wild mooses and freeze dried.

I like the hidden brace of throwing cheese knives.

Chonky black cat sitting in the loaf position. The combination of the camera angle and his stockiness makes him look like a puddle on a blue office chair.

Mortality. You cannot give me that much power and expect me to remain human.

I doubt the Speaker would see the joke of photoshopping a hood over his head.

He is a Christian. He may be a heretic or an apostate, but he is a Christian.

With SCOTUS giving Trump the ability to impound funds what is the reason for Democrats to negotiate?

The salty tang of the ocean. And occasionally seaweed farts.

I volunteer!

They will not. RFK is only there because Trump gets to call a Kennedy by his nickname. That's it. The rest of RFK's agenda holds no interest for Trump.

A Siamese cat curled up in a lap on a fuzzy blanket. The cat's back legs are sticking straight past his head so he looks like a fuzzy shrimp.

Looks like my plans have changed. He's snoring.