Alison Leah

The recent emergence of whole body deodorant will contribute to my villain origin story

Horrific context aside for a just sec, hearing Bernie yell “ARE YOU SUPPORTIVE OF THESE ONESIES?” is amazing

I literally do not want to see his face in any context

Cis men truly need to understand the power of saying “that’s fucked up bro why would you say that” to another cis man

me waking up this morning and seeing the news

Worm in Richard Scarry Apple car

“Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.”

Meme with a cat raising a fist in front of a Soviet background. Me: I am going to the bathroom My cat: WE are going

Most accurate cat meme

you can get through most of life on just “hell yeah brother” and “oof”

LET’S GO GIRLS!!!!!*

*The thousands of union autoworkers of all genders who just walked out on a historic strike against corporate greed

“what’s in the box???”

‘why don’t people seek care’ maybe because I can hear the nurses mocking me, Dave

If watching how things have changed makes you feel old, reverse the feeling by remembering that ponytail guys with wide black shorts and "you laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same" t-shirts have remained unchanged since at least 1997.

Is Every Farmer an Influencer Now? | Ambrook Research Farming influencers are leading a new era of public perception on social media. The question is, can all ag producers follow their lead?

This is a really interesting read on farmfluencers; I particularly enjoyed because I have been jotting down notes around a story like this one for months and just couldn't get them to gel, so it's very cool to see how someone else took on the subject!

"POV: You just called my local ecosystem 'undeveloped land'" Idk what the cartoon character is, but he's holding a gun pointed at the person looking at the image

I firmly believe that 90% of people are meant to nap from 2:00-3:30 pm every day

photo of a mouse wearing a pink ballgown and white hat surrounded by sparkles, holding a star shaped wand with the text "no more girl bossing just girl resting girl sleeping girl laying down, etc"

One of my all-time favorite clap backs

RIP Robbie Robertson

My low key toxic trait is that I can’t let it go when anyone discusses a lawsuit, but doesn’t know the difference between civil and criminal court

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An image of Pee Wee Herman's chest and trademark red bowtie made from overlapping punctuation marks from a typewriter. Caption reads "I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel"

cat claws emerging from in a box

no chances were taken in the transportation of this dangerous criminal

The New York Times DOWNLOAD OUR AUDIO APP OPINION Kristi Yamaguccimane Is the Cure to Male Loneliness Saying "Hell Yeah, Brother" After Anything Said to You? July 19, 2023

i have a pretty dim view of silicon valley types but damn even for his class elon is dumb as shit

Joke Barbie poster

Joke Barbie poster

Joke Barbie poster

Joke Barbie poster

Frightened men have been whimpering about the Barbie movie. TechnicallyRon took their one-star reviews from Letterboxd and put them on movie posters because it makes the film seem even cooler.

A LinkedIn post addressing the UX problems with the Bluesky platform currently

Let's goooooo

Oh shit you just reminded me I have a p-touch

A scene from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure featuring Napoleon carrying a black bowling ball

Nothing but respect for MY Napoleon

I really cannot stress enough that people need to stop criming on social media. Meta handed over the messages. Most social media apps will respond to subpoenas, which is why you can’t talk about how you’re trying to get an abortion on Facebook or on Twitter or on iMessage in a hostile state. Please.