Laying in bed unable to sleep, I put my arm in a pillowcase (that I took off in my sleep the previous night). As I sway my arm like a sail through the air, I’m transported back to nap time in preschool, where I also could never fall the fuck asleep.

It’s been 10 mins since TikTok went down for whatever reason and I’m dying w curiosity but also my neighbors have a nice wind chime and it’s sunny so there’s that

I bet Jeffrey Dahmer tasted like shit.

Tickle me momo

Nipples.

Tommy Lee jones is a delight and I love this color pallet for us.

I’ve been watching the 89-97(?) Batman movie series for the first time and are the villains always better than Batman?

Why can’t I kick shit in any video games? I just wanna kick a Skyrim bowl off a mountain. Is that too much to ask?

A witch hunt has begun at the FBI. Employees are required to provide information by Tuesday and are being encouraged to report on their coworkers. The FBI questionnaire asks agents about their roles in various cases, including whether they made arrests or appeared in court, among other details.

I love a fact trap. Like when someone corrects someone who says octopuses, saying it should be octopi. But really, you gotta stick w the form of “octo,” so it should be octopodes.

My partner just said Tim Robinson is the child of Tim Robbins, and I’m so sad that he’ll never get the thousands of dollars he deserves for that top notch joke.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory teaches us all that billionaires aren’t so bad really, and maybe they’ll even give you a factory, so just like chill you guys, you’re embarrassing me in front of the rich chocolate baron. /satire

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I fully support this quest.

I love love love hearing peoples dreams and I am always shocked to hear that some people aren’t into it. I think those people must just have boring dreams bc how do you not want to hear about that time I learned my bf cheated on me bc he had a giant back tatt of Chester the Cheetos cheetah?

On Mescalero Apache Tribe letterhead: MESCALERO Apache Tribe P.O. Box 227 108 Central Avenue Mescalero, New Mexico 88340 TRIBE Office: (575) 464-4494 Fax: (575) 464-9220 STATEMENT BY PRESIDENT THORA WALSH-PADILLA ON IMMIGRATION INCIDENT INVOLVING A TRIBAL MEMBER As of 3:45 PM this afternoon, the Tribe verified only a single incident where an ICE January 23, 2025 Mescalero, NM Last night and throughout the day today, I received multiple calls from concerned Mescalero Apache Tribal Members in relation to rumors of incidents involving Tribal Members and U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents. agent questioned a Tribal Member in a public place in Ruidoso. This incident occurred yesterday. ICE agents began questioning a family standing in line in front of the Tribal member. The family was escorted outside. Then, an ICE agent still inside the public place approached the Tribal Member in Spanish. The Tribal Member responded by stating the Tribal Member spoke English. The ICE agent asked the Tribal Member for a passport. The Tribal Member presented a picture of a New Mexico Driver's License and a Tribal identification card. The ICE agent did not continue questions at this point and exited. While this is the only incident we have been able to verify. Tribal leadership is actively working with the New Mexico Congressional Delegation to ensure that the rights of Tribal Members are protected. To be safe, be aware of your surroundings, let family members/friends know where you are, and keep identification with you at all times. If possible, then carry multiple forms of identification (driver's license, state-issued identification card, Tribal identification card, Certificate of Indian Blood, etc.). Thora Walsh-Padilla President

ICE is trying to deport Native American people to Mexico. This one from the Mescalero Apache Tribe.

That's right. People indigenous to the United States, tribal members. ICE is trying to remove them from the US.

This is the second verified incident I've heard about.

We were here 1st.
#ICE

This is exactly what someone who has a vast network of butterfly spies WOULD say. 🤨

Yeah, I just gave up a few years ago after decades of being a registered Fun Person®️ when it consistently made me feel more icko than magic.

I’m watching Clue and enjoying all the communism and socialism bits in it. Remember, communism is just a red herring.

Some days I am the bandaid. Some days I am the problem.

Some days I brim w goodwill and patience and feel so capable of talking people back away from hate through genuinely relating to them. Some days I click on hateful comments and dig through everything they have posted, reporting every hateful thing as hate speech hoping that I never see them again.

When I say my phone is bread..

As a little tiny baby girl who is constantly accidentally screenshotting everything constantly bc my phone is a piece of bread and my fingers do not obey….this is my time to shine. I will screenshot the apocalypse apparently. We all have our part to play.

I’ve seen several posts lately where I’ve gone to share them and the option is gone, and maybe it has been the creator’s choice to make it unsharable, but they’ve all been “spread the word/let people know” kind of things so maybe not.

2025 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From! This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?

Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.

Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

I just found out about Walton Goggins Goggle Glasses and this is one of those things where…did I miss this? Or did we all miss this? Or just me? Wait…is this…is this a gift for me?? You guyyys, you made Walton Goggins sell goggle glasses just for me?! You shouldn’t have!

Dear me, add “Abel Gorcey” to list of wonderful names

Omg, yall, the episode is called crossed up and she is crossed up and the wires were crossed up and I’m as close to happy as I’ve been in days.

I don’t sleep when I’m supposed to. One of my fav Murder, She Wrote episodes is on. She hurt her leg somehow and is bedridden. She overhears someone else’s phone call when her phone lines get crossed up with theirs and realizes they’re about to kill someone.

I find the design of the nickel insipid. I hate it so much more than the penny. But I guess the penny’s got kind of an underdog/pluto thing going for it. Is the penny the bad boy of our change? Ooooooooh

Okay, but hear me out: what if women started responding to men being sexist pigs by acting like we wanna sit on their laps and then pissing our pants there? I think it would be worth it to me.