I.G.Y. Azalea

the best star wars movie is Spaceballs

Settle down, Mevis

h jon benjamin is a national treasure

my journey tonight has taken me to season 1 of the Eric Andre show and a half pack of macadamia nuts

a patent of a guy shouting “McDonald’s” at the tv screen so it ends the commercial and continues his show

every day we stray further from the light of god and closer to This stage of capitalism

the tee vee is asking me “which ad experience” I prefer with a choice of 3 different commercials. F off with this stuff

y’all I hate the future

Guys'll walk around like "yeah I'm p much over the divorce" then hear Tom Petty's Wildflowers and start vibrating

I love the mad libs style burn it delivered

Molto bene 🤌

shake it

Every meal is wings or weck on rye

another critical failure of the stricklin era

The Cuervo gold AND the fine Colombian? In this economy??!

putting the “unc” in uncrustables

this is acceptable kink-shaming imo

putting the “unc” in uncrustables

The Cuervo gold AND the fine Colombian? In this economy??!

He makes the guitar do cool widdly-waaah noises and has an extremely chill 100 year old mom whom he does a radio show with on XM, he’s alright with me

Cobbin’ season comes for us all

Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success

Egregious breach of meme etiquette

That is how I remember it too

Lol, for real

Oh, word?

[wistfully] The beautiful game

Hooo boy that meme is serious N/A territory for former Catholics lol

Sticking a knife in the bad takes bottle trying to get more to come out

Islands in the stream
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong?
Sail away with me
To another world
And we rely on each other, ah ha
From one lover to another, ah ha

it would be so chill if he becomes beatified and these all become relics

ole miss job is now spoken for