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@steelydad.bsky.social

Top 0.1% OnlyDans. Steely Dad. Glamour Professional. I live where you vacation & eat dinner where you buy gas 🌴🐊🦩 way deep into nothing special

6,700 Followers  |  320 Following  |  2,912 Posts  |  Joined: 02.05.2023  |  2.1064

Latest posts by steelydad.bsky.social on Bluesky

Running out of space on my relatively new iPhone is absolutely ruining my shit right now 😩

08.10.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh?

08.10.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out being left in hot cars did have a few side effects

08.10.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the β€œJaws” franchise clears all comers by a mile imo

07.10.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

how soon until we get the β€œICE Bonus Army” march lol

07.10.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly, yes, this is correct

07.10.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is usually the point where I either completely implode the nation or start a new game.

Dang.

07.10.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not trying to unnecessarily shit on jacksonville; I’ve spent my entire life living either 2 hours west, 2 hours southwest, or two hours south of the city, it’s just like a cousin I don’t enjoy spending very much time with lol

07.10.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well for one they usually stink, very Jax coded

07.10.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Deep fried, friccasdeed

07.10.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hang it in the louvre

07.10.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

5. You can really hurt someone with hotel dry cleaning bags and such

07.10.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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lol I know exactly what you mean

07.10.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re the closest I claim to an nfl team these days and it’s never a dull moment lol

07.10.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Having said that he’s never, ever gonna be That Dude who can take the next step, which is a shame

07.10.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That t law touchdown was as insane as it was stupid, the perfect encapsulation of jags football

07.10.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao, god’s perfect himbo

07.10.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t even need context for this statement, it applies in every facet of life unfortunately

06.10.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œif you have a foreseeable figure pls dm me”

06.10.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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these weirdos about to have a huge moment in time

05.10.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Keeps a spreadsheet of various interaction trees so you can restore to a more favorable point in time

05.10.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Libertarian expansion where you can help your ai gf sign emancipation of a minor papers

05.10.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s laying the whole stupid system bare lol, I also cynically believe this was made in part to get more east coast people watching vs the old days where east coast sickos only stayed up for pac 10 after dark and betting on Hawaii, now theyre gonna have B10 and ACC fans regularly in the viewing pool

05.10.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Duke Cal is a banger tho

05.10.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AI GF backups from various save points

05.10.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Backs her up into the cloud for a nominal
Monthly subscription

05.10.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

conference realignment resulting in college teams having to make a three time zone jump on occasion is going to yield some WILD results in the foreseeable figure

05.10.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
two guys in a comic frame, 
first frame: guy 1 wearing a shirt that says β€œNO FEAR”
Second frame: guy 2 wearing a shirt that says β€œBILLY NAPIER WINS ENOUGH GAMES TO STAY FOR ANOTHER SEASON”
Third and final frame: guy 2 is now wearing a shirt that says β€œONE FEAR”

two guys in a comic frame, first frame: guy 1 wearing a shirt that says β€œNO FEAR” Second frame: guy 2 wearing a shirt that says β€œBILLY NAPIER WINS ENOUGH GAMES TO STAY FOR ANOTHER SEASON” Third and final frame: guy 2 is now wearing a shirt that says β€œONE FEAR”

one fear.

05.10.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mario Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystalbols

05.10.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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