@steelydad.bsky.social
Top 0.1% OnlyDans. Steely Dad. Glamour Professional. I live where you vacation & eat dinner where you buy gas 🌴🐊🦩 way deep into nothing special
Truly Platonic Pegging.
19.02.2026 15:59 — 👍 209 🔁 75 💬 1 📌 6Howard the Suck
20.02.2026 04:03 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This dystopia sucks so fucking bad compared to how I thought it would go. It’s so tacky and banal.
19.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 38 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0grifts all the way down
19.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What a dub of a week
19.02.2026 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0D a n g what a goal
19.02.2026 20:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0an AR-15 costs less than two sticks of RAM. this is a market economy establishing an incentive structure
19.02.2026 17:35 — 👍 1624 🔁 424 💬 20 📌 12🎶Bostonnnn Market has a great dinner special for six ninety niiiiiine🎶
19.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0people say they aren't emotional but Steely Dan has at least six or seven songs that work like this
[the slickest music you've ever heard plays]
🎵 everything that's happening right now is destroying me and I don't know what to do about it 🎵
[sax solo by a guy who played with Miles Davis]
💅
19.02.2026 02:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The boy from that twilight zone episode where he could wish people into the cornfield when they disagreed with him grew up to be the Fox News grandpa president and it fuckin SUCKS
19.02.2026 02:53 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Lol, wouldn’t know. I went from an avalanche to a CR-V, to my current piece of shit f-150. I’d kill for a ridgeline that could tow what I need towed
18.02.2026 20:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 01) this rules so hard and 2) I thought the weinermonile was squinting at me lol
18.02.2026 04:08 — 👍 22 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0it's hard to see someone else live your dream
17.02.2026 22:40 — 👍 6628 🔁 1483 💬 36 📌 3
Jeff “sir this is a Wendy’s” Tiedrich going off on some wild rant about trump and cbs
dang, the Wendy’s guy is doing all the caps and cusses
18.02.2026 04:03 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Extra cummy
18.02.2026 02:31 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
real life is now just a @vicbergeriv.bsky.social edit, what the FUCK
18.02.2026 02:23 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0
Baby Billy "Who wants to suck an old mans dick?"
RFK Jr to Kid Rock
18.02.2026 02:11 — 👍 217 🔁 38 💬 6 📌 1Hopefully!
18.02.2026 02:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I remember that!!!! I listened to Smash a few months ago on Spotify and was kinda pissed the “hidden track” wasn’t on there
18.02.2026 02:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagining the shatner spoken word rendition of it lol
“Something is odd…feel..like I’m god. You stupid! Dumb shit! God damn! Mother FUCKER!!”
You liberals can yell all you want, I will never vote for Gavin Rossdale
17.02.2026 20:23 — 👍 292 🔁 54 💬 14 📌 8Hell of a song. I still know every word 32 years later lol, burned into my brain at a young age
17.02.2026 20:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hnggg 🫦
17.02.2026 04:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
subway takes guy saying “100% disagree”
17.02.2026 04:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My first exposure to FM was on “A Decade of Dan” which is such a superb great compilation. They knew FM was such a banger it was track one
17.02.2026 04:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“FM” should have been on Aja
16.02.2026 12:48 — 👍 305 🔁 24 💬 9 📌 3
Colored-pencil card drawing of Michael McDonald on a yacht at sunset
Michael McDonald, 1979 Topps, in honor of his birthday today
13.02.2026 01:18 — 👍 113 🔁 20 💬 0 📌 4Edible purchased from a dispensary that looks like an Apple Store: this is nice. I can go to work tomorrow.
Edible made by your scumbag roommate: I’m concerned that I am going to die at this showing of Pirates of the Caribbean 3
That stuff is an affront to god
12.02.2026 23:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
