Dirk

The seven P's are essential.
"Proper preparation and planning prevents piss poor performance."
Something they say in the SAS according to Andy McNab in Bravo Two Zero.

“I know the answer to your question, but I can’t explain it in words. I wish I could just ‘think’ it at you.”
↑ This! This! This! Oh. My. God. So many times this. ↑

1000km/s? (Relative to what?) Cute. Looks like it would take about 60 million years for it to travel the length of its tail. We are much closer to Sagittarius A*, let's worry about that one, shall we? 😁

YouTube video by The Telegraph Counting Monkeys

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM5Q...

"...don't mention tunneling, entanglement or using a Zen relay. That's only used in cases where a house has no chimney." ☝️😒

Joohn Choe: I find particularly resonant lately the idea that - and I'm not sure who said this originally: "You can never lick a boot well enough that they'll let you wear it."

A drawing of a cephalopod in a Santa hat hovering over a town, dropping candy.

On the first night of winter, St. Nautilus flies through the air, pelting good children with candy and dousing the naughty ones in ink.

Picture shows the assembled wood figure of the castle from Howl's Moving Castle

Hell yeah, it's done!

It's the most expensive of these I've ever built, but it does look amazing.

For extra autumnal mood: split one open, blow on it, stick on nose, wear with pride.

I remember one of my teachers saying in the early 90s: "A pension? For you lot? No, no, that system was only meant for your grandparents and parents, it's not a long term solution!"

Happy Birthday!

Sierra, 100%

🎶we don't need no TPM chips...🎵
🎵we don't need no secure boot...🎶

YouTube video by teamfortress Meet the Pyro

Balloonicorn! 🦄
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhO...

Cursed necklace of instant obedience tsundere.

I don't know. I feel like I stopped aging at age thirteen and everybody else is older.

a cartoon character with white hair is sitting on a bench and waving Alt: Dio from Last Exile showing off his latest flight maneuvers.

All over the place.

Just explaining to my cats how they're going to get fed an hour later from today on. It goes about as well as can be expected. Stupid humans.

If you want tea with a higher concentration of milk, just brew the tea with hot water as usual and then add evaporated milk. I'm an abomination, I know.

a man is standing in a dark room with a red light coming out of his mouth . ALT: a man is standing in a dark room with a red light coming out of his mouth .

Could have easily partnered up with Astroglide as well.

"Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."

what people need to realise is that we cannot just 'tune them out', same with flashing or bright lights

the only way noises stop being irritations is if they stop

To be fair, a lot of these questions don't make a lot of sense to me, could be interpreted in various ways or cannot be answered by me personally, because I can't know how others would perceive me. May have to repeat it. Am I overthinking this? Also, what a bright website! I had to use a filter. 😎

Screenshot of a Linux update manager with a large tick mark in its centre. "Your system is up to date".

"Nope. Nope. Earth book. Earth book."

I'd probably be outside, it's a bot crowded in here. But hey, there's Cove, I can sit with Cove. Hi, Cove... and Jere. Hey, wanna go outside and join Pran in his tree?

"Taxevada! That's such a pretty name!"

Yeah, that needs to get fixed. 😒

Sounds like a capacitor dying.

Exactly. And if it stinks, it'll taste of what it stinks like. I'll never understand how people shovel stuff into their mouths proclaiming that it tastes differently to what it smells.