Dirk

Happy Birthday!

Sierra, 100%

🎶we don't need no TPM chips...🎵
🎵we don't need no secure boot...🎶

YouTube video by teamfortress Meet the Pyro

Balloonicorn! 🦄
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhO...

Cursed necklace of instant obedience tsundere.

I don't know. I feel like I stopped aging at age thirteen and everybody else is older.

a cartoon character with white hair is sitting on a bench and waving Alt: Dio from Last Exile showing off his latest flight maneuvers.

All over the place.

Just explaining to my cats how they're going to get fed an hour later from today on. It goes about as well as can be expected. Stupid humans.

If you want tea with a higher concentration of milk, just brew the tea with hot water as usual and then add evaporated milk. I'm an abomination, I know.

a man is standing in a dark room with a red light coming out of his mouth . ALT: a man is standing in a dark room with a red light coming out of his mouth .

Could have easily partnered up with Astroglide as well.

"Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."

what people need to realise is that we cannot just 'tune them out', same with flashing or bright lights

the only way noises stop being irritations is if they stop

To be fair, a lot of these questions don't make a lot of sense to me, could be interpreted in various ways or cannot be answered by me personally, because I can't know how others would perceive me. May have to repeat it. Am I overthinking this? Also, what a bright website! I had to use a filter. 😎

Screenshot of a Linux update manager with a large tick mark in its centre. "Your system is up to date".

"Nope. Nope. Earth book. Earth book."

I'd probably be outside, it's a bot crowded in here. But hey, there's Cove, I can sit with Cove. Hi, Cove... and Jere. Hey, wanna go outside and join Pran in his tree?

"Taxevada! That's such a pretty name!"

Yeah, that needs to get fixed. 😒

Sounds like a capacitor dying.

Exactly. And if it stinks, it'll taste of what it stinks like. I'll never understand how people shovel stuff into their mouths proclaiming that it tastes differently to what it smells.

"If you just ignore the bullies, they'll get bored and leave you alone."

Quote with the best advice you have ever gotten.

"Don't be a Dick!"

"Not for much longer." says the voice in my head.

"Are you busy?"

Grocery shopping. Waiting rooms. Public transport. Phone calls. Taking showers. Enduring sunlight. Small talk. Pretty much anything that you supposedly "just do".

Good old Boxey from Battlestar Galactica.

"What is existential dread?"
- DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING -

"Stwange wobot, go way! Go back to spooky place!" 🤖

Trust me, work isn't good for your mental health when it means you have no quality of life, you have no time to yourself, you have no energy left for life, you're constantly overwhelmed by exhaustion and severe symptoms...

That's not life. That's torture.

Steam forum post for EARTH MUST DIE. The question is raised "Is this game political? or will I be able to enjoy it and escape from this dire reality for a moment?"

I can answer this!

EARTH MUST DIE is about a dumbass authoritarian dictator, and the whole game is deeply, unashamedly anti-fascist in nature.

The GOOD news is, if you're a fascist, most of the jokes will go over your head and you can just look at the pretty colours? 👍