Manic Pixie Dream Witch

Less embarrassing than clinging solely to the same groups you’ve known since childhood, IMHO.

Illustration of a child dressed as a ghost, trick-or-treating with a zombie.

Trick or Treat?
2014.
Pencil on parchment.
11”x14”.
Illustration for a Halloween card set.

Brought the kittens into the bus, ostensibly for formula, but instead it's LEAPING and PLAYTIME.

(it's fun, I highly recommend fostering)

No sound really, except kitten skittering.

What’s it like inside your head?

Poet Anatole La Baz 1859-1926 collected Brittany's ghost-lore, He noted that those who needed exorcizing are 'almost always the rich who have obtained their wealth by wicked means or have lived a disorderly life. Peasants have too hard a task earning their living not to be peaceful after death'. 👻

Awww. Happy birthday! 🍄🍄‍🟫🍄🍄‍🟫🍄🍄‍🟫🍄🍄‍🟫🍄🍄‍🟫🍄🍄‍🟫🍄🍄‍🟫🍄🍄‍🟫🍄🍄‍🟫🍄🍄‍🟫🍄🍄‍🟫🍄🍄‍🟫🍄🍄‍🟫🍄🍄‍🟫🍄‍🟫🍄🍄‍🟫🍄🍄‍🟫

Dreamt I met John Waters at a party and pitched him a screenplay idea, and he went for it! Can’t remember the plot but I know it involved a purple merkin, because I had a purple wig handy to demonstrate. Never been so disappointed to wake up.

This is what executive dysfunction feels like.

I feel personally attacked by this meme.

Painting of a black cat crouching in a glowing jack o lantern. The artist's signature and @joyousjoyfuljoyness watermark are at the bottom left.

My painting, "Black Cat in a Pumpkin," painted in Procreate! Had a lot of fun with the glow!

#blackcat #art #jackolantern #pumpkin #halloween #cat #catart #painting

They were the defence lawyers.

A glass of Nikka Coffee Malt Whisky with a big ice rock with a background of about a million vinyl records

my friends, I am in a 10-person capacity record bar in Tokyo requesting songs and drinking Japanese whisky. the owners are a married couple chain smoking behind the bar, slinging cocktails, and spinning records.

this is heaven??? goodbye forever I have died ✌️

I’m just a middle aged dirtbag, baby

Bill regularly pinches my bottom as we encounter each other around the house and every time i let out a unique involuntary sound

That's 13 yrs of unique squeaks, giggles, laughs, sighs and once a sneeze

In my alternate-ending "Titanic" script, the ship and iceberg overcome their differences, become best pals, and solve mysteries together.

Unclench your jaw.

Relax your brow.

Go get a drink of water.

See if you've taken your meds

Eat something.

Doesn't matter what you look like right now, i think you look amazing.

Because you do.

You're a wonderful person.

And have this. 🫂🖤 you did great today. You made it through

Accurate song titles:

Quote a song title, with what it should have actually said.

“Things Can Only Get Better (Because You’re the Worst)”

Happy World Wombat Day! Sound on to listen to the very soothing munching noises of this chonky wombat...

Could we all just take a moment to appreciate that magnificent jacket?

“… and that’s why it’s important to get vaccinated, kiddos.”

a man and a woman are sitting in a car with the woman leaning out the window ALT: a man and a woman are sitting in a car with the woman leaning out the window

Diabolical Motors new Sinergy line are vehicles that run entirely off the “sin #energy” of the driver. Popular models include the Lustia roadster and Envysion GT, though the company’s best seller is by far the Road Wrath SUV, which is also it’s most “fuel” efficient.

#vss365 #amwriting

Poetry pamphlet submissions open! 1st October - 30th November brokensleepbooks.com/submissions

SUBMISSION CALL: We are open for poetry pamphlet/chapbook submissions until 30th November.

A very small percentage of people who submit actually buy a book from us. If everybody who submitted bought a book it'd be a massive boost to us.

Full guidelines here: www.brokensleepbooks.com/submissions

Your life is now a Jim Jarmusch movie. You have ascended to a level of cool unimaginable to mere mortals.

Record - Train Your Bird in Stereo

#NowPlaying
Not a joke

Hey me too!

We can just start calling them all MAGAphiles at this point, surely?

Bampy looking at me with an awful lot of stank

"exploiting me for likes again, I see"

Very Lynchian.

I had a boyfriend who’d play them first thing in the morning. Man, I must have really loved that guy.

;-)