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A typewritten note with an adapted quote from the mountain goats that reads "we are gunna make it through this year if it kills us"

iconic parts of Los Angeles might just be completely gone when this is finally over

This is the kind of analysis you just can’t get on Bluesky

A FANCY BOWL OF EDIBLE FECES. PANTONE COLOR OF THE YEAR 2025: MOCHA MOUSSE (A.K.A. SHIT BROWN). 17-1230 33, 53, 59, 9 #A47764

YOUR COLOR OF THE YEAR FOR 2025 IS SHIT BROWN, WHICH MATCHES THE ZEITGEIST PERFECTLY. EXCELLENT CHOICE.

A chicken salad wrap

due to a miscommunication with the product team this will be this year’s Bluesky Wrap

Why I Just Resigned From The Los Angeles Times By Harry Litman

OK sports fans, so this is my last bulletin for my position at @losangelestimes.bsky.social. I resigned yesterday in protest of the paper's and owner's cozying up to Trump. Here's my explanation on my substack, where I hope you will follow me going forward.
harrylitman.substack.com/p/why-i-just...

That’s awesome! I wish I had contacts I could share. I’m rooting for you and can’t wait to order my copy. 😁

I created this meme to commemorate the death of Twitter

This is disgusting. She's whining about "identity politics" when Trump is poised to persecute millions of people on the basis of identity.

Have you thought about self publishing?

oh oh — OFFICE OF INSPECTOR GENITAL (sorry not sorry)

Thinking about this, and I just realized that there's like a 99% chance that Marjorie Taylor-Greene or some other right-wing weirdo is going to try to turn what bathroom Sarah is allowed to use at the Capitol into a whole thing. Calling it now.

this is how Nancy Mace welcomes the first trans woman to Congress Liz Elkind @liz elkind Scoop: Nancy Mace is introducing a resolution to ban transgender women from using women's restrooms in the U.S. Capitol

Called it.

A photo of a large fluffy grey and white cat asleep on his back while someone’s hand pets his soft belly floof

Make sure your echo chamber has nice soft sound proofing, preferably made of material that has no idea shitty anti-trans ideas even exist. The material pictured here doesn’t even know what gender is

Plus real ones know abt Alf hog

I was gonna say right wingers should be charged money to be on here as a deterrent but then i remembered they enjoy paying for websites that normal people use for free

I would like to reiterate: We own everything. The broadcasting equipment, the supplements, the intellectual property for Brain Force Plus. We are still trying to figure out what to do with it.

Here’s the moment Alex Jones called Steve Bannon live on air after the Onion announced it bought Infowars.

Bannon — who didn’t know he was live — said “what the fuck is this story” lmaoooo

Have you met the Bluesky fail whale?

If you’re sober and wobbling right now: get to a meeting, call your sponsor, tell a trusted friend what’s happening in your brain and body.

Losing your hard-earned sobriety over these facist assholes is NOT worth it.

YOU are worth it.

This is the way.

Still from Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb with Ben Stiller sitting amongst a variety of historical figures on what appears to be a bus

Telling my kids this is from the end of The Graduate

If it helps, here's the 2020 timeline of when stuff was called

If you are terminally online when the polls close, stay terminally online

SARAH MCBRIDE OF DELAWARE BECOMES THE FIRST TRANSGENDER MEMBER OF CONGRESS CAN I GET A HELL YEAH FROM THE STRESSED OUT CHAT

edited anti vax meme where an HRT SWAT team forces HRT on random people

i can’t wait for kamala’s america

Turn em into reading glasses!

NYT headline: These 15 Voters Swang Between Trump and Harris for Months. Here's What Decided Things.

I’m sorry, I know we’re all distracted and busy but you don’t get to try and sneak “swang” by us today.

Tweet from the FBI: In keeping with our standard Election Day protocol, #FBI Headquarters has stood up a National Election Command Post to provide a centralized location for assessing election-related threats. Learn more at [URL]. Below, a photo of the FBI election command post, showing a large conference room with two large screens hanging on the wall, multiple long desks with staffers at their workstations. It looks like movie scenes of NASA mission control or a government intelligence operation.

Coincidentally, this is exactly how I set up my living room on election night