Brian Lindholm

man i'm actually glad my friend stefan took down this bastards app

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Just having one of the worst fucking weeks I ever remember having.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Zohran Mamdani wins New York City mayor’s race.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Zohran Mamdani wins New York City mayor’s race.

[Exit Clown.]

Hell yes, Virginia. My home state didn’t disappoint this year.

He was just reporting on a succulent NFL trade.

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Just got my eyes and ears blasted by Bahubhali: The Epic. Incredible achievement by SS Rajamouli. Every aura farm hits every single time.

Finally remembered to get my Dutch oven back from the parents. Of course I’m gonna do cheddar jalapeño bread

“You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out, buddy!” is an incredibly funny line from a horror movie.

Screaming. Crying. Throwing up at the cuteness of this brewery’s owners dogs at their Halloween party.

The Smiling Man is for the children!

I FOUND THE BOOK WITH THE ORB

Fine, I will run for the Maine Senate seat. No, I have never been to Maine and would not be able to point it out on a map, but apparently the bar is low anyway.

Every Canadian quote-tweeting this Vlad photo like it’s the @stefanheck.bsky.social tarot card tweet

Me this morning: Surely, this AWS outage won't affect MY work.
Broken AWS: *heavily affects my work*
Me: Ah. Well, nevertheless!

Yesavage is dealing. Holy shit

Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold

Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Did I queue up The Safety Dance on TouchTunes in a bar I’m not even in? Yes I did and they’re welcome.

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Hell yeah, Max!

MAX! FUCKING! SCHERZER!

2019. WASHINGTON. NATIONALS. WORLD. SERIES. CHAMPION. MAX. SCHERZER.

2019 Washington Nationals World Series Champion Max Scherzer

The Liam Neeson Naked Gun movie is hysterical.

CES would eat that shit up. Wouldn’t even need to work all that well

Maybe I’ll just become a crypto scammer. Seems lucrative

Conference in LA done. Red eye back to VA tonight. Do laundry at parents and fly to Louisville on Friday. I’m so tired

I would honestly rather read a handwritten note from my parents in which they say they regret ever adopting me