Tessa

Same

Imagine working a part time job as a janitor and you come back home, your partner asks you to have sex, so you put on your rubber suit and shackles, and then they tell you to mop the fucking floors again

Oh wow you look fucking great

Imagine posting this around to see how long it takes for people to notice what's wrong with it

Me???? She can literally shapesift?????? 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

Sans outfit

Uhhh I had 3 ex partners and, while the first one I'd rather not even mention, the others shared a lot of my kinks. Yes, they were into very sexual stuff. However, I was always the one with the most kinks; pretty much all of theirs plus a lot of my own

Woah!!!! Shiny people!!!!!!!

jesse i gort juandice jesse im fukcging bellow hesse

TURE....

I.... I don't remember that move......

Bee!!! Her name is diane btw (bitch btw)

What a bitch

Oh!!!! I did not know that

Oh she's so me!!!!! Trust me I actually am glorp myself

Sometimes, you just need to let it out and relax

THEY MADE A VOW THEIR MOTHER WILL BE FOUND

Yeah right and I'm supposed to believe that Musk, same guy who's come out with very concerning opinions about family and children and little girls, did not at all accept the red carpet invitation to We Fuck Children Island knowing damn well he was one of the people who wouldn't face the consequences

WOAH I LOVE THAT

I love how you draw feet in latex they look so soft and meaty like I could hug them and nibble on them

THE HARPY BLOCKS THEY'RE ADDING HARPY BLOCKS OH MY GOD

I love latex

Ohhhh my god he's so wide

I am not famous enough to do that. Yet.

WOW. That's. a first.

I need someone to do this to in my life

Wait that's kinda awesome

What is her problem

a cartoon character is riding a red motorcycle on a road ALT: a cartoon character is riding a red motorcycle on a road

But of course, it must be Cupcake!

God fuck I'd wanna be the bunny