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Ryker and Wesley share an eye-roll. Wesley shrugs and fires a barrage of regular torpedos into empty space.

24.02.2026 10:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In the middle of a crises Data prattles off some typical Star Trek techno babble.

Picard: “Well, that SOUNDS like science. Number One configure our transdimensional quadpedos to emit a reverse-tachyon burst and fire tubes three and four at the gravi-phasal anomaly as Data says. Make it so!”

24.02.2026 10:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lt Worf filing a grievance with HR “he says it’s smarter than all of our science officers combined but he just keeps it around because it agrees with everything he says”.

24.02.2026 10:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Everyone side-eyeing Picard every time he brings his “sentient” sex doll to the bridge with him.

24.02.2026 10:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tbf many of us would in that situation

23.02.2026 21:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think part of the reason the police have had to actually arrest Mandelson and Andrew is because there’s a real risk of them fleeing to the US to seek asylum.

23.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kind of the premise of Ender’s Game, wasn’t it? And the whole Dark Forest theory proposed in The Three Body Problem. Oh, and also I Am Legend.

23.02.2026 19:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let it die

23.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Interesting that the article isn’t specific about the submariner’s medical condition. My guess is there’s some kind of outbreak on the submarine and the medical ship is actually going there to relieve the entire crew.

22.02.2026 14:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Big negative effects such as the entire US administration being permanently off their tits on it.

22.02.2026 13:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes but that doesn’t mean those of us with national health care should rub your nose in it. Encourage you to fight for the same? Sure. But brag about how our system is better than yours? Doesn’t help. In fact, we should be spending more time fighting to make our own imperfect systems better.

22.02.2026 10:47 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Setting it during the reconstruction period after Discovery makes for an interesting backdrop as they work towards rebuilding the unity and optimism of Starfleet and the federation of planets, lost after the burn. If people want the old Star Trek back, they should be supporting this show imo.

22.02.2026 10:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok, gave Paramount eight of my royal pounds. It’s good, I like Starfleet Academy. It’s a bit silly and that’s fine. Star Trek is good when it doesn’t take itself too seriously. Eg Q and tribbles and Darmok and Ferengi and holodeck episodes, and all of lower decks.

22.02.2026 10:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Heck, if they don’t like it they can just publish it under the Legends banner and still make money off it. In fact, the Legends banner is actually a great tool. If they wanted to, they could even retcon episodes VII-IX under Legends in the future and bring out a different ‘canonical’ sequel movies.

22.02.2026 10:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Telling my kids this was a Chick Tract

22.02.2026 08:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like how he is being completely serious and thinks what he is saying is an absolutely valid comparison but even the sympathetic audience thinks it’s a joke and is laughing at him.

21.02.2026 22:46 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Dave Lampert - Wikipedia

DAVID LAMPERT??!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_La...

21.02.2026 22:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think there should be a rule where if someone is to stand trial and they can’t find an unbiased jury because everybody in the country knows and hates the guy so much they all think he should be dipped alive in acid, then that should be enough evidence to just find him guilty by default.

21.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gaston Antlers GIF Alt: Gif of Gaston from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast reclining in a chair and raising one leg up in the air as the camera zooms out to show a wall full of hunting trophies, while he sings the line “I use antlers in all of my decorating!”

Me after putting some antler shaped candlesticks on my shelf.

21.02.2026 14:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Feeling torn. On the one hand I don’t want to give Paramount any more money after their reaction to the genocide in Palestine, but on the other hand I really want to watch Starfleet Academy after seeing how much all the misogynistic Potter-loving transphobes hate it.

21.02.2026 14:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Whooooooooooo,
Livesinapineappleunderthesea?

20.02.2026 18:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For reference, a football field is approximately 1/50 billionths the size of the solar system. Or roughly the length of 576 scientific calculators arranged end to end.

20.02.2026 15:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’re cool. You know what would be a fun dumb idea to go with them? Similarly design coasters made of biodegradable cardboard with native flower seeds embedded then.

20.02.2026 15:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s really great. I love how they’ve managed to make it feel like it’s set in the same world as GOT, but with a whole different vibe.

20.02.2026 15:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is a one and done deal, right? Now that he’s got the money he’s never holding one of these ever again.

19.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There are definitely no family bonds in that family. I doubt they’ve even all ate dinner at the same table together before.

19.02.2026 13:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And yeah, the moment everyone around the world saw that second plane hit. Everyone realising at exactly the same moment that this wasn’t just an awful accident, it was deliberate, and that there could be any number of additional planes crashing over the next few hours. Felt like I was free falling.

19.02.2026 13:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

- 9/11

Even although it was pre-Twitter, we were all on forums by then and I think that was maybe the first time I remember information moving faster online during a developing event than updates on the TV were coming out.

19.02.2026 13:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Income Inequality Is Surging In The U.S., New Oxfam Report Finds The richest 1% have gained nearly 1,000 times more wealth than the poorest Americans, according to a new Oxfam report on U.S. inequality.

You’d think the reason for this would be obvious to all these so-called economists. It’s not just perception - just because some people are getting richer, doesn’t mean ALL people are getting richer.

www.forbes.com/sites/josiec...

19.02.2026 13:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I should call her

18.02.2026 07:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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