Josh Heggen

Hear that, centrists? Your plans to run on a platform of “we don’t have room in the big tent for trans people” went down in fucking FLAMES, MOTHERFUCKERS

how mad is everyone that people dunked on these fuckers via a public service commission election

Don't let a single Republican try to guilt you for this when Ken Paxton keeps barely winning re-election in Texas

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

There’s a lot of people who claim to be really into politics but who are actually really into being righteously angry, and they’re pretty shitty sources of information. Anger is addictive and makes you stupid, try to limit it.

I’m presuming he’s got her doing his vanity searching on TikTok rather than learning himself

i hope to see enterprising democrats announce their intent to retire schumer and gillibrand over the next two years.

FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.

New: The FBI is quietly urging ICE agents to properly ID themselves in the field.

In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.

By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:

BREAKING: After ICE refuses to allow detained migrants to receive the Eucharist, Pope Leo calls on Trump and Vance to respect migrants‘ dignity and religious liberty.

“They must allow ministers to assist with their needs. They've been separated from their families and no one knows what happens.”

The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.

Remember when Aaron Swartz downloaded JSTOR archives that he had full legal rights to download and the FBI hounded him literally to death for it? Anyway,

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

Damn, Washington had three season-ending injuries in that game?

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

This is why you don't pick a Secretary of Transportation who is from a town that is more than 100 miles from the nearest international airport.

Washington keeps getting QBs killed. Place is cursed

Bills, what the fuck, man

For all that, Caleb Williams caught more passes than Rome Odunze did in that Bears v Bengals game

After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion

from people magazine Donald Trump Confuses Dementia Screening for 'Very Hard' IQ Test as He Brags About Results The president predicted that Democratic Reps. Jasmine Crockett and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez could not perform as well as he did in a cognitive exam By Greta Bjornson | Updated on October 28, 2025 10:24AM EDT

from people magazine Donald Trump Hosts Great Gatsby-Themed Halloween Party as 42 Million Americans Brace for SNAP Benefits to Expire The president hosted the Roaring '20s bash at Mar-a-Lago on Oct. 31 amid the ongoing government shutdown By Bailey Richards Published on November 1, 2025 06:19PM EDT

someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives

Durkin was such a good culture-building head coach that when Maryland reinstated him after his leave, the players revolted and Maryland had to fire him and pay him a buyout

That Higgins TD was just disrespectful

It's interesting that wise conservative business guys implicitly understand "return on investment" except when it comes to this. It's better for YOU if your neighbor gets enough to eat so he can become your community's mechanic, accountant, dentist--whatever!--instead of lying dead in a ditch

I just had the realization that a significant portion of my life is spent trying to rationally correct for fundamental attribution error. Which I now also see as an effort to force System 2 thinking as well. Huh.

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

Nigeria - US relations in general are good, and they are one of the closer countries to the US in the region. We give them military aid and training. 250 million people. Not an ally per se but would be nothing like striking Iran or Syria or Venezuela or Somalia.

Fwiw Nigeria has a functioning if flawed democratic government recognized as legitimate (US included) isn't under major UN or US sanctions or any other way considered a 'rogue state' or failed state or other typical justifications for the use of armed force. Nor is the US being attacked.

Herbie Husker operating two t-shirt cannons

War. War never changes …

Notre Dame has somehow cursed their kicking team. They need a foot exorcism (and probably a solid NIL deal for a kicker from somewhere else)