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Ally C.

@allychialastri.bsky.social

nobody asked me to share all the thoughts in my head, but here they are! #weare

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suck my ass, nits are keeping the land grant trophy 🏆

16.11.2025 05:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

found the sock!

14.11.2025 14:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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happy land grant trophy eve to all those who celebrate

14.11.2025 14:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

okay okay i’ll rewatch the wire

11.11.2025 06:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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more like “no pack no”

11.11.2025 04:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just saw a guy out for an evening run with a full bottle of white wine and a single glass. Sir, are you single?

04.11.2025 00:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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my stolen airpods have been doing more international travel than me this year 😂

30.10.2025 14:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These movies are a little triggering for someone with OCD, oops 🤷‍♀️

28.10.2025 03:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LOL forgot Stifler is in the first one

28.10.2025 03:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s Halloweek so naturally I’m rewatching the Final Destination franchise

28.10.2025 02:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

play the damn song 😤

28.10.2025 02:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Philly, the city where a home made ghost busters SUV just drove by me on Girard Ave.

25.10.2025 23:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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anyway, if you get dumped take the collection of Taco Bell sauces. because 5+ months later that shit WILL BE USEFUL to you.
thanks for coming to my ted talk 😇

22.10.2025 04:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OKAY SO
over the weekend i ended up out on bender night #2 (saturday) for a good buddy and me singing this song at karaoke drunk af did not help his or mine own getting dumped depression. so like, idk maybe we’re all cooked, sweeties #sosorry 💀

22.10.2025 03:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

3.5 months at this new apartment and i just lost my first sock to the dryer monster. new personal best tbh.

21.10.2025 12:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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😭

19.10.2025 02:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Again, aunties are your number one supporters 💕

15.10.2025 01:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Girls, let your aunties follow you on social and gas you up post-break up 👏 👏 👏

10.10.2025 03:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Goodnight from Philly ❤️

09.10.2025 04:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Our sweet bb boi

09.10.2025 04:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t summon the bad man 😭

02.10.2025 01:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Much like the federal government I too am shut down today

01.10.2025 19:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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😭

28.09.2025 03:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Treb, I am unwell

28.09.2025 03:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We’ve seen worse, pal

28.09.2025 03:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS STRESSFUL

28.09.2025 03:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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long run done, time to root for the nits #letsgostate

27.09.2025 15:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#rapturerun2025

23.09.2025 13:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I really can’t do the rapture this Tuesday. Who do I email about getting it rescheduled so I don’t get charged a cancelation fee?

21.09.2025 15:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Excuse me, I was not expecting Rilo Kiley to hit so fuckin hard at 36 years old 😭

19.09.2025 02:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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