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Audit Andy, CIA ☭

@auditandycia.bsky.social

Socialist, accountant, and veteran who got tired of being fire hosed with white-supremacist advertisements on Twitter. A speck of dust that just happens to exist at this point in time. Don’t worry — the CIA stands for certified internal auditor.

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I just want a kinder world than this.

I just want a kinder world than this.

David Graeber, a Jewish New Yorker, would be smiling today to see a Socialist win in his city.

05.11.2025 03:38 — 👍 170    🔁 38    💬 0    📌 1
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Naming my next DnD character Exododus

03.11.2025 21:21 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It can be easy to blame a party for voting in this administration but that blame falls short in adding the needed context that America’s ruling classes (democrats included) have spent nearly two centuries pitting the desperate against the desperate to divide our attention and keep us disorganized.

03.11.2025 18:54 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I blame our entire governmental system and the socioeconomic we continue to tout without critical examination, don’t you worry.

03.11.2025 18:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh man, half a pittance?? Overlords are sooo benevolent.

03.11.2025 17:59 — 👍 58    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

No, you don’t understand — GDP is the metric of the people and their needs. 😤

03.11.2025 13:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like how you flattened the Marxism block — to me it represents the ability to build on Marxism (as done by Lenin and Mao) to reflect material conditions.

01.11.2025 12:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was around the time that I took Advanced Accounting in undergrad and learned about all the bullshit finance instruments that I started to lose interest in accounting as a field.

It starts to feel like a profession solely dedicated to facilitating capital growth.

31.10.2025 19:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm begging people to understand that the people on food stamps are either old, disabled, or work shitty jobs with low pay. These aren't people who are too lazy to go out and get a job. Most of them work, and if they don't, it's because they can't.

31.10.2025 16:49 — 👍 77    🔁 17    💬 4    📌 1
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> be capitalist society
> make waking hours so miserable that consumers feel need to escape
> pump advertisements through every conceivable media outlet
> rewire consumer brains to build habit purchase responses
> buy stake in journalism to blame individual consumers rather than manipulating culture

31.10.2025 16:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Life so bad you can’t even tell people to get a life anymore.

31.10.2025 14:03 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Be *THAT* person and just carry a tin with you in your pocket along with a gallon jug of water. Then people will really know you’re serious.

31.10.2025 13:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Almonds are good if you don’t have a nut allergy.

31.10.2025 11:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A reprehensible act of exploitation and a common externality of the global capitalist system (see: data centers poisoning water and air pollution causing adverse health effects)

29.10.2025 15:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thinking of that Blackshirts and Reds paragraph about how Hitler put together “showy public works projects” meant to invoke civic pride. Only this time we don’t even get the meager social programs.

29.10.2025 13:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Brb spamming this on Facebook to warn all the boomers.

29.10.2025 01:43 — 👍 28    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 2

I wish Lenin would have lived through the post WWII period.

28.10.2025 20:16 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Can everyone get cool with communism really quickly

28.10.2025 16:07 — 👍 1984    🔁 277    💬 78    📌 19
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No SNAP benefits and 100k+ laid off.. sounds like a recipe for the destruction of productive forces.

28.10.2025 13:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Me this Halloween:

27.10.2025 20:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
26.10.2025 13:38 — 👍 3096    🔁 1615    💬 4    📌 17

C for comrade, always

25.10.2025 01:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My psychiatrist a few months ago: I understand your anxiety about the current state of the world and your ability to financially support yourself but I don’t think you have to worry about your benefits being affected.

Me: [Waiting anxiously to see if the VA makes payments so I can afford rent]

23.10.2025 16:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I started my leftist journey with this playlist and will continue to shove it in the face of every reformist I meet. Thanks for the well-done analyses.

23.10.2025 16:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Crowning Gem of Soviet Urban Planning (Lazdynai, Lithuania)
YouTube video by Jonas Čeika - CCK Philosophy The Crowning Gem of Soviet Urban Planning (Lazdynai, Lithuania)

I fucking love socialist urban planning so much. To a lesser degree, US military installations are built in the same way — with clumps of barracks built next to stores, dining facilities, and recreational spaces. Now I live in a neighborhood next to a major road that doesn’t even have sidewalks.

19.10.2025 13:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Goddamn wokes trying to tell us that this cartoon creature doesn’t have a gender?!

19.10.2025 03:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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