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Giving my inner child a pep talk during the guitar break in Stacy’s Mom

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Watching this “Born to be Viral” show on Hulu and I hate these people. In the first 10 mins they’re scaring their daughter with a “prank,” and they talk about how both parents started in Hollywood trying to get famous…shocker.

10.07.2025 14:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Weeping daily over the raw strength, courage and badass motherfuckery of the protestors in LA.

Send them money @/jailsupportLA on Venmo.

10.06.2025 15:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes people drive so far below the speed limit I have to imagine there is a child on a tricycle ahead of them so I don’t light them on fire with my mind.

02.06.2025 18:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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BREAKING: Republicans pass ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ stripping transgender Americans of health care The Human Rights Campaign called the bill "cruel."

The Republican-passed “big beautiful bill” takes away health insurance coverage from ALL transgender people, regardless of age.

HRC President Kelley Robinson calls it "cruel."
www.advocate.com/politics/ant...

22.05.2025 13:42 — 👍 785    🔁 365    💬 48    📌 183
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Katherine Clark: "At the end of the day, it is denial of healthcare for women in this country. And at the same time, we have a White House lamenting, 'Why aren't women having children? Maybe we'll give them $5k' ... the American family is put last."

21.05.2025 15:19 — 👍 7804    🔁 2280    💬 221    📌 118

Rewatching Final Destination series and it’s incredible that Clear Rivers (seriously) manages to get her hair bleached consistently while in a padded room because she is afraid of everything.

18.05.2025 20:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The weirdest thing about having an American pope is that now regular guys I see at the doctor’s office look like the most famous man in the world.

12.05.2025 12:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As if they respect public servants at all.

09.05.2025 19:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I really think eating a samosa by the lake would fix me

09.05.2025 19:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is creating a list of people to persecute and murder. If you are involved in this project in any way you are facilitating that.

08.05.2025 21:25 — 👍 493    🔁 117    💬 6    📌 5

i sometimes wonder if people’s resistance to turning their back on harry potter comes from thinking they can’t do all the harry potter twee culture shit that doesn’t make joanne money and it’s like no dude you can still host your make your own butterbeer sundae potluck or whatever the fuck

09.05.2025 01:55 — 👍 189    🔁 15    💬 4    📌 0

Mythic Quest has one of the best representations of Executive Assistants I’ve seen and I deeply appreciate the wish fulfillment in the finale. 😌

02.05.2025 23:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Had a dream that Subway changed their name to Sandwichway.

24.04.2025 15:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everyone shut up I’m rewatching Wicked

21.04.2025 01:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Leaked: Palantir’s Plan to Help ICE Deport People Internal Palantir Slack chats and message boards obtained by 404 Media show the contracting giant is helping find the location of people flagged for deportation, that Palantir is now a “more mature pa...

New from 404 Media: we've obtained a leak from inside Palantir describing Palantir's plan to help ICE find people to deport. Includes peoples' location. Palantir is expecting a backlash, preparing comments for employees to tell their family. Says ICE "mature partner"

www.404media.co/leaked-palan...

17.04.2025 14:59 — 👍 5000    🔁 2898    💬 194    📌 435

Because why do you still have your ‘house’ in your bio in 2025? Why are you about that HBO HP remake? Why are you playing an unpirated copy of Hogwarts Legacy? Every time Joanne’s name or IP comes up, the next breath should be a reminder she’s a fucking bigot.

17.04.2025 16:27 — 👍 37    🔁 14    💬 4    📌 0

Did you know that if you did the simple stretches every day like IG videos suggest, you’d spend your whole day doing simple stretches

17.04.2025 16:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I agree.

In a functioning democracy, we would already be in the midst of an impeachment trial.

11.04.2025 20:02 — 👍 32862    🔁 8419    💬 1034    📌 360
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Trump Family’s Cash Registers Ring as Financial Meltdown Plays Out (Gift Article) The party was on at a Saudi-backed LIV Golf tournament at the president’s Doral resort in Florida and a fund-raiser at Mar-a-Lago, even as markets tumbled.

Presented without comment

www.nytimes.com/2025/04/05/u...

07.04.2025 04:56 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Mike White looking like...he does

Mike White looking like...he does

Mike White being transphobic on a racist podcast like you do.

Mike White being transphobic on a racist podcast like you do.

it's always guys who look like this who have big thoughts on gender and race superiority lmao

well S3 mostly sucked shit anyways so I'm good

04.04.2025 17:49 — 👍 52    🔁 17    💬 3    📌 3

Can someone ask Elon’s mommy if his autism makes him a loose man and absent father, too?

29.03.2025 22:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Be a Samwise Gamgee. Support your friends, trust your instincts, be humble, lead with your heart, love potatoes, don't let one little spider ruin your day.

28.03.2025 19:05 — 👍 4168    🔁 712    💬 99    📌 35

Watching “Murder on a Sunday Morning” and holy shit Patrick McGuinness is the coldest mfer I’ve ever seen!!!!!!!!!! Incredible to watch him work.

29.03.2025 00:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OTD in 1775, 250 years ago, Boston held its last public meeting before the outbreak of war and the Battles of Lexington and Concord. What did they talk about in the meeting at Faneuil Hall? Not Tea, Stamps, gunpowder, or Redcoats. The meeting was about the alarming number of new smallpox cases. 🧵

28.03.2025 23:10 — 👍 22    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 1
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I don’t know why they let Karen Read do A Body in the Snow. She is deeply unlikable and irritating. I’m not convinced of her guilt but ffs I cannot stand her.

25.03.2025 17:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m in awe of what’s happening in Republican town halls across this country.

23.03.2025 01:52 — 👍 13    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

Does the roof flap up in high winds?

22.03.2025 03:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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shrek is smiling and looking at the camera in a close up of his face . ALT: shrek is smiling and looking at the camera in a close up of his face .

I bet Ben Stiller is probably too scared to release S3 of #Severance tonight. He should do it and prove me wrong. Bet he won’t….he’s just too powerless.

22.03.2025 01:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”

@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”

NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*

(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)

18.03.2025 23:01 — 👍 76249    🔁 18882    💬 2541    📌 2063

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