Bottomless Pit at the Edge of the World

A grain of rice per child? How would we even pay for it. That’s like 100 million grains of rice! That’s like $300! We couldn’t possibly afford that. Anyway back to our negotiations on Greenland.

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Zohran is just fulfilling his promise to turn NYC into a course from the arctic thunder arcade game.

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I think you need to take a hard look at your principles. Being anti-trump is good, but your principles created the ecosystem that lead to trump.

Fertile femboy…? I have questions.

That was… a bold decision. I think We need to treat them like a little brother who we’ve given an unplugged controller. Section them away from society and give them those bots that just tell them they are amazing.

There is no budget for killing people we don’t consider white.

Well back to the debate: Are tech execs the dumbest people alive or are they Ben Carsons.

I think it depends on the type of vampire? The passage ones are probably just thinking “neat blood”; whereas most of the VatM vamps are probably more annoyed cause its just losers pretending to be them. Except the Nosferatu, they are probably sad because they would still be uglier.

A comic of two people vising an elderly man on his death bed. He says “don’t worry bout me, I’ve lived a full life…I can finally rest and see grandma…” as he closes his eyes, the words “LIVES: 02” appear.

Reincarntion

Personally I still put it below PoG, but that ending is exceptionally good.

😑 goddamnit libs. Can we aim a little higher than the “deporter in chief” who expanded the drone program.

But grape tomatoes are great in a salad!

I only play non-political games like: *5 minutes of silent scrolling* …pong?

… you don’t need to call me out.

I can only assume you use it to stalk eggs before jumping out from the bushes and jabbing them like a trans advocate Jason Vorhees.

A sticker of an angry frog drinking a cup of coffee. It says Capitalism is Hell.

Look, I'm not stupid. I've heard the rumors. I know you all think this account is funded by big frog industry. And the rumors are 100% true. Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Frog Sticker. Don't blame me, these frogs have insanely deep pockets. You'd do the same.
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This is why I choose to wake up to the blaring alarms of “nuclear threat incoming” every morning.

Double or nothing here we go

When the economy finally burns to a crisp, supposing we still have a society, I can hope to sit through a class that discusses how these vultures just gambled everything away and when they lost they said “double or nothing”.

hell yes two failures coming together for possibly the biggest flop ever, they’re makinf this just for me to laugh at i’m so thankful

Sexy Great Sioux Nation

I mean humans will eventually die off. The world can only gain intelligence then.

It’s kansas. It will take you longer to find someone than it will for them to shoot you. Source: a midwesterner.

A 4-panel comic strip Person 1: What's wrong? Person 2: I get bullied at work. Person 1: But you work from home Final frame is a cat flipping off person 2.

Relatable 😭 😼

Deutschphile Sickos: Ja! Ja!

You thought he darkened his skin and put on an accent to be that offensive stereotype? Nope, his body just did that.

You don’t understand, he’s actually 180 years old. Like a shitty version of Wolverine that, instead of knuckle blades, is unfunny and offensive.

The universe has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever and let the onion actually own infowars. I want my state-sponsored news to be satirical.