Barney Sayso

Movie poster for the movie Big Fish,featuring stylized black letters that look like trees against a sunrise landscape.

Reminds me of this!

My kitten Spike attacked the fuck out of me daily with her murder mittens when I was sick to force me to get out of bed.

Spike got her name because she never seems to retract his claws and is very bitey. She's 5 pounds of ridiculously sharp flailing edges.

Made me want to go to Puerto Rico.

Tiny brown tabby named Spike appears armed with a Billy club, ready to do battle for territory, protecting her pile of torn paper and scrap fabric. Its actually a piece of foam insulation, from God knows where.

Should I be worried? The kittens were left alone and I think a serious brawl happened. Spike seems to have armed himself. Feral again, with weapons? #cats #catsofbluesky

What's with the guy levitating backwards out of the frame?

Black cat named Sweetums testing out sitting inside an embroidery hoop on my kitchen counter.

Who knew? 2 kittens can (sort of) fit into previously pictured embroidery hoop simultaneously.

I am experiencing technical difficulties starting at crossstitch. Both kittens, Spike and Sweetums, immediately claimed the hoop as the best place to sit in the whole house. #catsofbluesky #cats

Tiny brown tabby named Spike peers out at me from inside my jeans drawer. All you can see is her funny face with big eyes peering out.

Tiny brown tabby named Spike peers out at me from inside my metal kitchen trashcan when I returned from taking the trash out.

With life beating the hell out of me right now, this tiny menace named Spike gives me giggles. #catsofbluesky #cats

You are making me fall in love with Hopper's work all over again. I'm enjoying your post immensely.

Tiny brown tabby named Spike peering out at me from the cabinet over my sink while I was doing dishes.

8 month old brown tabby with big eyes named Spike emerges from a white kitchen cabinet over my sink while I was doing dishes.

Is it a tabby thing?

This is going to be amazing.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov @booker.senate.gov
Funding more and better training only sinks more money into an evil group of strongmen happily violating the law. Do not appropriate any more funding to this disgraceful private army. It must be deeply reformed or eliminated.

Ewww, I don't want to look at that!

Cats can be assholes when feet are involved.

Did you forget "something else" food group?

Mine just figured out how to turn on my alarm clock. That's suspicious.

Are these police, or ICE?

How do you work under so much pressure?

Thank you so much!

Does anyone know where I can get simple instructions for left handed crochet stitches that are in writing? I suck at learning from youtube videos. #crochet #yarn

Beautiful composition.

Very nice.

Random fabric pieces thoughtfully curated by my cat. There is every sort of color, pattern and shape here. I think she is designing her own quilt.

Here's her stash so far.

She is dropping lots of hints.

He looks like he was assembled using random cat parts. He's magnificent.

I love this. How do you keep the edges from fraying?

Young black cat has been collecting random quilt fabric straps nightly. In this pic, she is showing off her stash by curling up next to it. Fabrics are yellow with blue flowers and green with yellow flowers. They are all undamaged, she just likes collecting them.

Sweetums has taken to bringing a piece of quilting fabric upstairs each night. #catsofbluesky #cats #sewing #quilts

Sorry for your struggles, life does get in the way sometimes. This looks really beautiful!

Photo of one black and one tabby, both 8 month kittens, stacked on my lap.

Mine too!