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Father, husband πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ. Lover of all things theme park. Cruise aficionado. STEM junkie. GIF connoisseur. You know - general nerd πŸ€“ vibes…

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T-Rex: Did you ever wonder how DOGS evolved from WOLVES? The answer's actually quite interesting! So it all starts with -

Narrator: URINARY TRACT INFECTION COMICS
T-Rex: Wait, what?

T-Rex: Did you ever wonder how DOGS evolved from WOLVES? The answer's actually quite interesting! So it all starts with - Narrator: URINARY TRACT INFECTION COMICS T-Rex: Wait, what?

T-Rex: Uh - so, as I was saying, dogs are remarkable because there's so much VARIATION in both their size and breeds, much more than we see in wolves, which -
Narrator: URINARY TRACT INFECTION COMICS
T-Rex: But I -
T-Rex: I don't know that much about urine holes

T-Rex: Uh - so, as I was saying, dogs are remarkable because there's so much VARIATION in both their size and breeds, much more than we see in wolves, which - Narrator: URINARY TRACT INFECTION COMICS T-Rex: But I - T-Rex: I don't know that much about urine holes

Utahraptor: "Urine holes"? That's the best phrase you could come up with??
T-Rex: I SAID I DON'T KNOW ABOUT 'EM!!

T-Rex: I know about DOGS and I learned some things about WOLVES but only how they pertain to DOGS!
Utahraptor: Dogs have urine holes.
T-Rex: Maybe! That's a gap in my dog knowledge!! Please do not come to me for medical advice!

Utahraptor: "Urine holes"? That's the best phrase you could come up with?? T-Rex: I SAID I DON'T KNOW ABOUT 'EM!! T-Rex: I know about DOGS and I learned some things about WOLVES but only how they pertain to DOGS! Utahraptor: Dogs have urine holes. T-Rex: Maybe! That's a gap in my dog knowledge!! Please do not come to me for medical advice!

Narrator: ANTIBIOTICS ARE OFTEN USED AS A FIRST TREATMENT IN CASE OF A URINARY TRACT INFECTION
T-Rex: That may or may not be true! I HAVE NO TRAINING, NO INTUITION!! I don't even have a urine hole!
T-Rex: I HAVE AN EVERYTHING HOLE

Narrator: ANTIBIOTICS ARE OFTEN USED AS A FIRST TREATMENT IN CASE OF A URINARY TRACT INFECTION T-Rex: That may or may not be true! I HAVE NO TRAINING, NO INTUITION!! I don't even have a urine hole! T-Rex: I HAVE AN EVERYTHING HOLE

i looked up "how to treat a UTI" and now will see ads about it for at least a month. i do this... for YOU

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11.02.2026 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Seems like footage in Universal Orlando's Super Bowl ad ought to make its way over to the ticket booths. Replacing the concept video.

For example, the Super Bowl ad conveys very well what it's like to ride Stardust Racers at night.

11.02.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Photos from Central Park on the Allure of the Seas…have an actual park on the ship was FANTASTIC - it was, hands down, my favorite part of the ship. They even pumped in bird song. So wonderfully peaceful…

11.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An incomplete tier list on tiermaker.com. At the bottom is every Stardew Valley character. In the center is a portrait of Hoots in the style of Stardew Valley with a dialogue square that reads "Let's rank these freaks!"

An incomplete tier list on tiermaker.com. At the bottom is every Stardew Valley character. In the center is a portrait of Hoots in the style of Stardew Valley with a dialogue square that reads "Let's rank these freaks!"

New [Sidebar] for paid subscribers... I rank every Stardew Valley villager based on what kind of Theatre Kid I think they'd be.

11.02.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon hand reaching out towards a purple object Alt: The curling of a finger on a monkey’s paw…
11.02.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One of these was nominated for Best Picture

Not best animated feature. BEST PICTURE

CHOOSE THE BEAST!!!

10.02.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Aerial view of the Lake Buena Vista Shopping Village (now Disney Springs) as seen at the Walt Disney World Resort.

Do you happen to recognize any of the buildings in this picture and do you know what occupies them, today?

10.02.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed……..

10.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tiny Disney Destiny Grand Hall!!!

10.02.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t get much more perfect than Beauty and the Beast. I LOVE the three caballeros…but I cannot justify voting for them over the Disney Renaissance GOAT.

10.02.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Biscuitdoughhandsman!

10.02.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

You don’t get much more perfect than Beauty and the Beast. I LOVE the three caballeros…but I cannot justify voting for them over the Disney Renaissance GOAT.

10.02.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well - your backyard, anyway…they didn’t get into the house……….or did they?? 😱

10.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ICYMI: We recap all the bittersweet fun of closing day for DinoLand USA, and then go over recent construction milestones in the latest update video!

10.02.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Zootopia

10.02.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Crab holding a cracker in the Mardi Gras Tribute Store.

10.02.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œModified”…or β€œpilfered”???

10.02.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It spent about two weeks in Port Canaveral, as well.

10.02.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Disney rides finally made it into Long Beach. Unfortunately, they're only there a short time and nobody can ride them.

10.02.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Optimus Primal!

09.02.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Disney’s New CEO and the Time Universal Forced Disney to Build Dinosaurs Podcast Episode Β· The Disney Dish with Jim Hill Β· 02/09/2026 Β· 1h 3m

On this week's Disney Dish:

- Who's the next head of Disney Parks & Experiences?

- Permits give us hints on Piston Peak & Villains Land layouts

- Jim tells us how Universal Orlando's Jurassic Park ride got us Dinosaur at Animal Kingdom

And the usual nonsense.

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09.02.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tropical Americas News Update: New Permits, Dinosaur Closed, and IndyΒ Rumors All of DinoLand now closed at Disney's Animal Kingdom as the Encanto ride building receives its roof. Plus, new permits show changes to the plans and Indy ride rumors

Tropical Americas News Update: New Permits, Dinosaur Closed, and IndyΒ Rumors

All of DinoLand now closed at Disney's Animal Kingdom as the Encanto ride building receives its roof. Plus, new permits show changes to the plans and Indy ride rumors

09.02.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Don’t throw off the Emperor’s groove!

09.02.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
This defunct EPCOT attraction is why I'm like this
YouTube video by Technology Connextras This defunct EPCOT attraction is why I'm like this

Great video by @techconnectify.bsky.social about his connection to Universe of Energy youtu.be/aJDWyp19j9w?...

09.02.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Comic. [2x2 chart. Top left quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of dinosaurs stegosaurus, triceratops, tyrannosaurus, velociraptor, and long-neck dinosaur. Top right quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of mosasaur, quetzalcoatlus, dimetrodon, plesiosaur, and pteranodon. Bottom left quadrant: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of penguin, egret, ostrich, pigeon, falcon. Bottom right: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of squirrel, stapler, plant, person, and bicycle.]

Comic. [2x2 chart. Top left quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of dinosaurs stegosaurus, triceratops, tyrannosaurus, velociraptor, and long-neck dinosaur. Top right quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of mosasaur, quetzalcoatlus, dimetrodon, plesiosaur, and pteranodon. Bottom left quadrant: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of penguin, egret, ostrich, pigeon, falcon. Bottom right: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of squirrel, stapler, plant, person, and bicycle.]

Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs

xkcd.com/3204/

09.02.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 8505    πŸ” 1945    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 95
T-Rex: People often have pictures of their family in their home. To that I say: FAH!

T-Rex: And by "FAH!" I mean "hey, good start, but why stop there?"

T-Rex: People often have pictures of their family in their home. To that I say: FAH! T-Rex: And by "FAH!" I mean "hey, good start, but why stop there?"

T-Rex: I think we should have pictures in our houses not just of family, but of our FRIENDS. In fact, I think it so much, it's what I'm doing from now on! I'm gonna have nice photos of nice pals to look at and make me happy!
Dromiceiomimus: Aww! That's sweet.
T-Rex: RIGHT? I'm a good guy!

T-Rex: I think we should have pictures in our houses not just of family, but of our FRIENDS. In fact, I think it so much, it's what I'm doing from now on! I'm gonna have nice photos of nice pals to look at and make me happy! Dromiceiomimus: Aww! That's sweet. T-Rex: RIGHT? I'm a good guy!

Utahraptor: But where do you draw the line?
T-Rex: Explain!

Utahraptor: You've created a VISIBLE THRESHOLD in every one of your friendships: are you photo-worthy or not? What happens if I come over expecting a photo of me and find none?
T-Rex: Then you'll be so mad at me that we'll become worse friends and the problem solves itself! HAH!

Utahraptor: But where do you draw the line? T-Rex: Explain! Utahraptor: You've created a VISIBLE THRESHOLD in every one of your friendships: are you photo-worthy or not? What happens if I come over expecting a photo of me and find none? T-Rex: Then you'll be so mad at me that we'll become worse friends and the problem solves itself! HAH!

Off panel: Okay, sure, but what if I think it's creepy you keep a photo of me?
T-Rex: See my response to the question you posed immediately preceding this one!
T-Rex: KEEPING PHOTOS OF FRIENDS IN YOUR HOUSE: A NO-DOWNSIDES LIFESTYLE CHOICE

Off panel: Okay, sure, but what if I think it's creepy you keep a photo of me? T-Rex: See my response to the question you posed immediately preceding this one! T-Rex: KEEPING PHOTOS OF FRIENDS IN YOUR HOUSE: A NO-DOWNSIDES LIFESTYLE CHOICE

keep a large framed painting of one (1) friend in my house. but if you add more than one then it becomes this Whole Thing

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09.02.2026 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Well…..now I need a Mario Brothers’ Christmas Carol to exist…..πŸ’š

09.02.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThey have enough. Wonderful word: enough” - Ghost of Christmas Present

09.02.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In this economy???

09.02.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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