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Father, husband πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ. Lover of all things theme park. Cruise aficionado. STEM junkie. GIF connoisseur. You know - general nerd πŸ€“ vibes…

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Not like they’re struggling - they could if the wanted to…

25.11.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

….why not both???

25.11.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Escape From Vault Disney: The Art of Skiing and other Goofy shorts For our fifth and final episode of the cartoonishly-inaccurately-titled Patreon Request "Month" 2025, the randomizer is going all the way back to the 1940s to pick Landon Knoke's request for four spec...

We finally wrap up Patreon Request "Month" 2025 in ep #152 as @tonygoldmark.bsky.social joins @ghoulishgabs.bsky.social, @matbrunetvo.com and @mcrrox.bsky.social to cover @obiknoke.bsky.social's request for THE ART OF SKIING AND OTHER GOOFY SHORTS! escapefromvaultdisney.libsyn.com/the-art-of-s...

25.11.2025 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Meanwhile - Key West

25.11.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Beware…

24.11.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Strong Bad Email #210 - Robots
YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom Strong Bad Email #210 - Robots

Not to get lost in all the other news today, but I must also alert all of you that we’ve gotten our first new Strong Bad Email in THREE YEARS:

24.11.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
T-Rex: Our lives are finite, and one day they will end - possibly suddenly AND by surprise!
T-Rex: Whoops!

T-Rex: Really sorry if you're just hearing this now for the first time!!

T-Rex: Our lives are finite, and one day they will end - possibly suddenly AND by surprise! T-Rex: Whoops! T-Rex: Really sorry if you're just hearing this now for the first time!!

T-Rex: Anyway, that's Fact One. Fact Two is that there are more movies than we can watch in a lifetime, more games than we can ever play in a lifetime, more books than we can read in a DOZEN lifetimes. EVERY SINGLE TIME we choose to enjoy one instance of art, we're shutting out dozens, hundreds more - media that we will NEVER ENJOY!

T-Rex: The clock's ticking, babies! Hope you choose well, because there's no second chances!
Utahraptor: Sure, T-Rex!

T-Rex: Anyway, that's Fact One. Fact Two is that there are more movies than we can watch in a lifetime, more games than we can ever play in a lifetime, more books than we can read in a DOZEN lifetimes. EVERY SINGLE TIME we choose to enjoy one instance of art, we're shutting out dozens, hundreds more - media that we will NEVER ENJOY! T-Rex: The clock's ticking, babies! Hope you choose well, because there's no second chances! Utahraptor: Sure, T-Rex!

Utahraptor: But that's what CRITICS are for: they spend THEIR finite lives reviewing TONS and TONS of material, so that WE can spend more of OUR finite lives on the good stuff! The word "hero" gets thrown around a lot these days, but in this case, it DEFINITELY applies to critics.
T-Rex: Damn. So true!

Utahraptor: But that's what CRITICS are for: they spend THEIR finite lives reviewing TONS and TONS of material, so that WE can spend more of OUR finite lives on the good stuff! The word "hero" gets thrown around a lot these days, but in this case, it DEFINITELY applies to critics. T-Rex: Damn. So true!

Narrator: PS: DON'T FORGET TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT DINOSAUR COMICS AND HOW YOU THINK IT'S SUPER COOL AND GREAT! BUT IF YOU THINK IT'S BAD, THEN UH, I GUESS IGNORE THIS PRO-CRITICS COMIC AND JUST DON'T TELL ANYONE YOUR OPINIONS EVER AGAIN
Narrator: IT'LL BE FINE, I PROMISE

Narrator: PS: DON'T FORGET TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT DINOSAUR COMICS AND HOW YOU THINK IT'S SUPER COOL AND GREAT! BUT IF YOU THINK IT'S BAD, THEN UH, I GUESS IGNORE THIS PRO-CRITICS COMIC AND JUST DON'T TELL ANYONE YOUR OPINIONS EVER AGAIN Narrator: IT'LL BE FINE, I PROMISE

i've heard of a "critical failure", but this is ridiculous

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24.11.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 222    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 8

Had a fantastic day! One might even call it… Epic?!? This is such an amazing park, they’ve done such a great job. I’m glad I got to experience more of it and more of the things that I absolutely love.

24.11.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

After Monsters - night rides!

Carousel
Racers
Monsters
Monsters
and…
Monsters!

10 rides on Monsters!! Love it so very much :)

And now - time to head out…

23.11.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The night whimsy is real!

23.11.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They better take care of my baby!

23.11.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are doing a great job of upkeep on the carousel! All of the ceiling spinners are spinning, and there’s only one ride vehicle that’s down today. When I was here in July, they were about four or five vehicles down and half of the ceiling spinners weren’t working. Glad they’re taking care of it!

23.11.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Used my fastpass on the carousel…like you do :)

23.11.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mickey hand and animatronic hand reaching toward one another

Mickey hand and animatronic hand reaching toward one another

So you made a robot stand up and talk... now what? In this over 4-hour journey, Kevin follows the promise of Disney's Living Character Initiative, an effort to populate Disney theme parks with free-roaming, interactive beings. It was touted as the future. How's it going? Watch here: bit.ly/49C6vng

23.11.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2253    πŸ” 789    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 172
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Salmon on a stake…lol

23.11.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After Gliders:

Monsters
Monsters
Monsters (rise stopped twice - got a fastpass!)

Now - dinner at Das Stakehaus and figure out how to use this fastpass… :)

23.11.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Update:

Ministry (didn’t make me sick this time, so yay!)
Racers
Gliders

Then back to Darkmoor for dusk and dinner…and a few more Monsters rides :)

23.11.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elevator Network Map for the Ministry…in case you need it.

23.11.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today so far:
Werewolf
Monsters
Racers
Carousel
Monsters
Monsters
Monsters
Werewolf
Now in queue for Ministry

And pizza moon was delicious!

23.11.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The single rider line!! Yes! Third ride in like 20 minutes :)

23.11.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

May have started a monsters, unchained marathon… You don’t know!

23.11.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Maaaaybe….

23.11.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Neat view of the entry hall of Frankenstein Manor.

23.11.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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She is REALLY into this pizza thing…

23.11.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yes…love! THE WHIMSY!!

23.11.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now for Constellation Whimsy-sel…and then Pizza Moon!

23.11.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All else is up now - but mariokart remains closed :(

Stardust Racers - still πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³πŸ’‹

23.11.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, and I actually got the pre-shows this time! Absolutely fantastic. And all the animatronics were working!

23.11.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Monsters came back up and it was just as wonderful as I remembered! Now to go write a few other things and then spend the rest of the day here.

23.11.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Monsters and mariokart still down - carousel and werewolf back up…fingers crossed!

23.11.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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