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DANK: Disney Adult No Kids. Deathly allergic to cats. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ โœก๏ธ He/him

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There's still something about In-N-Out, but I get why people like Whataburger.

02.11.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fries were mid. But the burger was good. But ya that's probably true.

02.11.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No need for rivalry. Iโ€™m happy to fuck any of several Dodgers.

02.11.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
from people magazine

Donald Trump Confuses Dementia Screening for
'Very Hard' IQ Test as He Brags About Results
The president predicted that Democratic Reps.
Jasmine Crockett and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez could not perform as well as he did in a cognitive exam
By Greta Bjornson |
Updated on October 28, 2025 10:24AM EDT

from people magazine Donald Trump Confuses Dementia Screening for 'Very Hard' IQ Test as He Brags About Results The president predicted that Democratic Reps. Jasmine Crockett and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez could not perform as well as he did in a cognitive exam By Greta Bjornson | Updated on October 28, 2025 10:24AM EDT

from people magazine

Donald Trump Hosts Great Gatsby-Themed Halloween Party as 42
Million Americans Brace for SNAP Benefits to Expire
The president hosted the Roaring '20s bash at Mar-a-Lago on Oct. 31 amid the ongoing government shutdown
By Bailey Richards
Published on November 1, 2025 06:19PM EDT

from people magazine Donald Trump Hosts Great Gatsby-Themed Halloween Party as 42 Million Americans Brace for SNAP Benefits to Expire The president hosted the Roaring '20s bash at Mar-a-Lago on Oct. 31 amid the ongoing government shutdown By Bailey Richards Published on November 1, 2025 06:19PM EDT

someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives

02.11.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10587    ๐Ÿ” 2717    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 138    ๐Ÿ“Œ 174
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Good burger. Texas, you werenโ€™t wrong.

02.11.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe they can fuck each other? It worked for me!

02.11.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Donald Duck sheepishly reminding Australian soldiers to remember their prophylactics (condoms)! "Be sly! VD is high!"

Donald Duck sheepishly reminding Australian soldiers to remember their prophylactics (condoms)! "Be sly! VD is high!"

in which it is confirmed that Donald Duck both enjoys sexual relations with human women AND is concerned about spreading venereal disease across the avian/mammal border:

02.11.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 309    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

I mean, Yasser Arafat was also a Nobel Laureate. So was Aung san Suu Kyi, who went on to run cover for Myanmar's violence against the Rohingya. Hell, in '73 they gave the prize to Henry Kissinger.

So, you know, it's a little hit-or-miss.

02.11.2025 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 637    ๐Ÿ” 113    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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You canโ€™t be for Jewish safety and use dog whistles like โ€œglobalist.โ€ And you canโ€™t claim you have zero tolerance for antisemitism while winking and waving at it so long as itโ€™s sufficiently subtle.

02.11.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป

02.11.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s pro sports, not little league.

02.11.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something ALT: bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something
02.11.2025 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I could do this forever

02.11.2025 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dodgers hadnโ€™t won for decades. Then the owners invested, and they won. Donโ€™t be mad at invested winning teams, be mad cheap owners with losing teams.

02.11.2025 04:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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02.11.2025 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Counter point: Yay

02.11.2025 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m surprised your still synod attention after the Giants lost

02.11.2025 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh

Mah

Gawd

02.11.2025 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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02.11.2025 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What?? Iโ€™m so excited for it!

02.11.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It never rendered like that until the last few days.

02.11.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s week 3 or 4 Iโ€™ll have to check

01.11.2025 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Soโ€ฆTikTok is apparently banning the trans pride flag emoji? If you put it in a comment you get a white flag with the trans symbol. โšง๏ธ

01.11.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Babe where you been?

01.11.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I made through week 1. โœˆ๏ธ

01.11.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Midnight Cowboy vibes ๐Ÿ”ฅ

01.11.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป

01.11.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t even live in NYC and I canโ€™t wait for him to lose.

01.11.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Go directly to jail for shit like this.

01.11.2025 11:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 481    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Holiday Virtual Food Drive {{MetaTags.description}}

Day 1 of Disney fans for good, a fundraiser for the 2nd harvest Food bank of OC. This food bank supports CMโ€™s,hospitality workers & community . With layoffs ,hours reduced, inflation & external factors. Need is high & imminent.
Please share & or donate!

together.feedoc.org/fundraiser/6...

31.10.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

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