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This Michigan game is killing me.

15.11.2025 18:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.

15.11.2025 17:25 — 👍 6674 🔁 2354 💬 175 📌 100

Like when I have $10 in my pocket and go "negotiate" the price of a Big Mac at McDonald's.

Me: "I would like that sandwich for $3."

McD's: "It costs $7 or you don't get it."

Me: "Ok, then."

15.11.2025 16:46 — 👍 1074 🔁 180 💬 51 📌 6

That's EXACTLY the kind of thing the true Messiah would say!

15.11.2025 03:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.

12.11.2025 22:59 — 👍 17218 🔁 3375 💬 128 📌 130

Now that the ACA subsidies are expiring, I figure I need about 4 more acting jobs between now and the end of the year to qualify for SAG-Aftra health insurance. Call me [insert Hollwood bigshot here]!

12.11.2025 01:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What's another couple days of no food? Dreaming of the new White House ballroom should be sustenance enough.

12.11.2025 00:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Image of Supreme Court order.

#BREAKING: Over a public dissent from Justice Jackson, #SCOTUS *extends* the temporary pause of the district court’s order that had mandated full SNAP payments for November—keeping that ruling (and those payments) on hold through the end of the day this Thursday:

11.11.2025 23:07 — 👍 1871 🔁 831 💬 140 📌 138

THIS is an American president.

12.11.2025 00:34 — 👍 826 🔁 117 💬 14 📌 3

I play "Boring Mediator" or whatever the character's name was.

12.11.2025 00:17 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ha! I only worked with Sarah Paulson. No tea there.

11.11.2025 23:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm supposed to appear in episode 5. Hoping it's not canceled before then.

11.11.2025 22:47 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Brilliant!

05.11.2025 19:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And all the stray cats who probably voted.

05.11.2025 04:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Grok just called the race for Cuomo.

05.11.2025 03:54 — 👍 605 🔁 55 💬 26 📌 2

"Woke 2, Electric Boogaloo ... unless Boogaloo is somehow offensive, in which case I will retract it and gladly cancel myself."

05.11.2025 04:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish we could call for a Vote of No Confidence.

05.11.2025 02:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Perfect!

05.11.2025 02:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't Google "MILF gap."

05.11.2025 02:01 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I miss "The Rent is too Damn High" guy.

05.11.2025 01:57 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just copy and paste Genghis Khan's bio. Pretty much the same minus all the killings.

01.11.2025 18:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Instant classic.

01.11.2025 00:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So much for my AOL CD-Rom idea.

01.11.2025 00:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Excellent! Now I have to wait for the next season.

29.10.2025 05:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just about to watch the finale right now.

29.10.2025 04:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

As it hits 18 Leo DiCaprio is no longer interested in this baseball game.

28.10.2025 06:04 — 👍 216 🔁 25 💬 1 📌 4

a group of cartoon characters are standing next to each other in a room and a man is dancing . ALT: a group of cartoon characters are standing next to each other in a room and a man is dancing .

28.10.2025 06:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Needs a "k" sound.

25.10.2025 03:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't be surprised when AI Mark shows up at the theater.

25.10.2025 03:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is whiskey a sport?

25.10.2025 03:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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