@brianneedsanap.bsky.social
He/him. Podcaster, musician, writer. Probably making music or dinner. Trump voters fuck off. Mets/bass guitar/books/leftist politics/films/stuffed artichokes/doodling with my kids/crossword puzzles
05.08.2025 15:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’ve shown you the doodles my dad would draw in CLE right?
05.08.2025 15:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0McNeil seems like the most likely. Stanek is a good guess too. Nimmo would tell him to "get the heck out." Pete might in a year or two.
28.07.2025 16:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The #1 reason I want a new job is not the salary, the stress relief, or the boost of self-esteem. It's the break I'll get from having to log in to the cursed hellscape that is LinkedIn.
28.07.2025 14:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Enjoy
27.07.2025 00:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Think what the fiery depths of hell will do for his tan though
24.07.2025 15:54 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0lol this is the most you take I can imagine. I applaud it.
14.07.2025 14:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*loveable lads from Liverpool.
12.07.2025 13:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re drunk with power
01.07.2025 23:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A guy typed “The 1st time I saw ‘The Hats’…” when commenting on seeing “Men Without Hats” in concert. - Me explaining to my cellmate what I’m in for.
27.06.2025 07:49 — 👍 96 🔁 5 💬 5 📌 1Singing "trans sharia" to the tune of "My Sharona"
27.06.2025 03:30 — 👍 2721 🔁 286 💬 73 📌 30Tricky needle to thread for Mamdani moving forward. He has vowed to provide more resources and better treatment to mentally unwell New Yorkers, but now he has to campaign *against* Eric Adams and Curtis Sliwa.
25.06.2025 12:54 — 👍 31 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0
Just try to roast this perfect list.
25.06.2025 04:06 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
25.06.2025 01:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love this so much
25.06.2025 01:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The innovation here frankly scares me.
23.06.2025 02:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Call your representatives and tell them to go fuck themselves.
04.12.2023 22:25 — 👍 1062 🔁 316 💬 14 📌 11“This is not constitutional!” I cry as the temu-bought katana enters my belly
22.06.2025 00:57 — 👍 939 🔁 150 💬 4 📌 0(Fred Schneider voice) would you know my name if i saw you in HEAVEN
19.06.2025 22:41 — 👍 424 🔁 63 💬 19 📌 2Every endorsement of Andrew Cuomo legit boils down to the endorser strongly implying: “I am a single issue voter, and that issue is: Gotta be an old Italian guy.”
17.06.2025 03:09 — 👍 1184 🔁 104 💬 25 📌 6glad to finally see people demanding No More (Tom) King Comics
14.06.2025 02:29 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0do not fuck with youth pastor energy. we will take your hackneyed metaphor and actually do something with it
13.06.2025 15:40 — 👍 267 🔁 12 💬 6 📌 2This is nearly a Frank Drebin joke.
11.06.2025 01:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
RIP to a real one
youtu.be/8TcFmAebIxQ?...
Did Bruce cry? Amelia used to cry when I shaved
08.06.2025 22:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore
06.06.2025 22:33 — 👍 7198 🔁 1470 💬 79 📌 26Some of yall can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
06.06.2025 11:08 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 3
