LemonSoiree

I’m.. I’m sure he’s gonna be fine, right?

…right?

lol dunno but I sure enjoyed watching the Yankees and Phillies eat shit on consecutive nights.

Go Mariners.

Well, at least I’ll have some rockin’ tits until that happens.

Spirited Away (also 2001)

One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way. What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money. Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight. To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.

TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it

Yeah, it’s been a bit, maybe that’s why I ended up turning off all of them. There are definitely some people that go a little overboard.

It’s a hawk in a tree! Merlin Bird ID tells me it’s likely either a red-tailed hawk or a red-shouldered hawk.

Woke up the other day to this fella in a tree right outside our apartment. Excellent start to the day.

Can you not do that here? I know you can turn them off universally, because I did that. I remember on Twitter you used to be able to do it individually. No idea if you still can now, or if Elon undid that because he considered is censorship or some dumb shit like that.

Link’s Awakening on the screen and a Super Mario Land cartridge? Hell yeah!

Fuckin’ bullshit, it’s so good, they need to pull their heads out of their asses

🎯

I got “The Girl With Big Titties”, which, huh. I guess I’m gonna be in some sort of body-swap horror with my wife??

Yeah, in some legislatures if the president/governor/etc. takes no action after a certain period, the bill is vetoed. They call it a “pocket veto”.

Oh, did someone try out a basic income program and find that it was astonishingly successful again? Well, all the more reason we could never actually implement something like that here, eh?

Thoughts and prayers

Happy 44th, Birthday Buddy! Joining you at that same number in about 3 weeks!

Yeah, I think anyone taking it seriously enough to call it the “worst song ever” is missing the (very simple) joke in an honestly embarrassing way!

Ok what the hell, this list has quite a few bangers on it. Real candidate for the “List of Lists Considered the Worst” tbh.

Skeet from @cait reading: “i'm sorry to say this but if you send me a tiktok of a person telling a story into the camera for 3 minutes i'm not fucking watching it. just in general ever. people need to start typing things up again because i can read so much faster than you can talk and i'm not wasting my precious time on this”

someone saw that they were doing a big shakeup at post opinion and decided it was finally time to shoot their shot w/their pro-horse-slaughter letter to the editor. and it hit the bulls eyes. so happy for them

It's incredible that all the discourse is about a civil war instead of a general strike. Americans would rather shoot their neighbor than take time off work.

It’s really awful! The website is always insisting I use it and I refuse!!

Fuck yeeeesssss. Makes my Jersey heart sing.

So maybe you just get disappeared and can’t do anything about it. Or maybe they let you go, and then it turns out you have no real recourse to even sue over your treatment and the officer that grabbed you won’t be punished in any way.

Anyway. It’s fine. I’m sure they’ll never come after *me*.

The best part is ICE has no jurisdiction over US citizens, there’s no obligation to prove your citizenship to ICE, but if ICE does “accidentally” grab you, you may have no recourse because the ruling party believes illegal aliens don’t have a right to due process and ICE only grabs illegal aliens.

Lmaooooo

Awful, dude. I’m sorry. Good luck

no matter how fucked up you think the logistics of the us immigration system is, it's much more fucked up. "a move that paused deportation proceedings against him indefinitely but not permanently," cmon man

Ugh, fuck that. Is it possible to try another pharmacy, or what?

Dems: Okay, we've figured out a revenue neutral tax reform that will ensure no American between the ages of 20 and 40 pays more than 7% of their salary for child care.

GOP: What if it 1993 again