@mrs-deviant.bsky.social
benign sick fucker • flockus slutus • insufferable brat • social assassin • recovering hot mess • gen x • 200% ruttish • perv extraordinaire • feral cat mom • she/her formerly @mrsdeviant over on 🧵
She’s so lost without you.
23.11.2025 15:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Photo of Air Supply lead guitarist, Aaron McClain.
I guess she’s right.
23.11.2025 02:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“My internet perv friend says hi.”
Like that?
He’s a ~40 year old black guy with an arm sleeve. 🤣
23.11.2025 02:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Haha.
I fucking hate it here so much.
I’m at an Air Supply concert with my mother. She just whispered to me, “the guitarist is a hunk, right?”
She’s 80.
In traffic headed home from jury duty. Going back tomorrow. 😭
06.11.2025 22:21 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Laney makes a good point
06.11.2025 13:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Photo of satellite radio playing Welcome to the Jungle by GNR
In traffic headed to jury duty day #4.
06.11.2025 13:37 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love you so much. You always make me laugh.
06.11.2025 13:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I feel seen.
03.11.2025 15:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“TXSR2HI” fucking brilliant. They’re spending more on their plate than they pay in taxes. 🤦🏻♀️
03.11.2025 15:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes. “IMAMORON” was already taken.
03.11.2025 15:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just like jesus!
03.11.2025 15:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hahah indeed
03.11.2025 15:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bible with the cover embossed with “the judicial branch”
Bible with “jury assembly” printed on it.
Jury duty today and guess what? Mecklenburg County provides bibles to jurors. They’re even embossed with “the judicial branch” in case it’s unclear to anyone. I hate it here.
03.11.2025 15:16 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0@kweencassie.bsky.social if you wanted to visit you could’ve called first…
03.11.2025 12:55 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 1
Vehicle with license plate that reads “NOVX4ME”
I’m surrounded by morons.
26.10.2025 12:34 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 8 📌 0Do vegans not breastfeed their babies because breast milk is like dairy?
16.10.2025 17:06 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0He needs to be erased. WTF
16.10.2025 17:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She has too much time on her hands. I mean, it’s super bizarre behavior for sure, but the baby’s feelings weren’t hurt.
16.10.2025 17:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m so confused. She’s mad because someone gave the finger to her baby?
15.10.2025 18:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0To think we thought he was the dumbest president in history. What I wouldn’t do to have him back.
15.10.2025 18:01 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Aww missed you too.
15.10.2025 17:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Missed you too
15.10.2025 17:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Always more deviant. Always.
15.10.2025 17:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In the 24 days I’ve been gone, I turned I’m-now-using-night-cream-on-my-neck-and-chest years old.
13.10.2025 12:28 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0It was fun stopping by, but I’ve also seen some absolutely cringeworthy shit here. Turning notifications back off for a bit.
Some of y’all need professional help.
What happens if you and your partner both have your own remote to control the tv?
18.09.2025 22:57 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0I get scared of scary movies. Can we hold hands too?
18.09.2025 16:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
