👻 Androo 🎃

But what if he made Trump pinky promise not to take full credit for the idea?

Greeble Lives Matter!

*farm subsidy receiving MAGA dude looks up from his game of Big Farm: Mobile Harvest*

"You tell'em Mike! They need to learn something about personal responsibility!"

The guy didn’t even know that insurance premiums are set before Jan. 1. He’s so out of his depth it’s almost impressive.

“Hello. SEC. Yep. It’s Elmo. He’s doing it again.”

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He included the only name that matters to him

We were so blessed to have someone with such empathy among us.

🔥

It’s not fascism unless it comes from the fascist region in Expert Tom’s head

"Everyone is twelve now" theory

More and more evidence emerging for this powerful new theory.

It’s been that way for Chicago for at least a decade

Co-sign.

Played this in the car for my son this week. He said he didn’t like it and I said “The impression that I get is that you’re wrong”.

Or the lower judges flood the SC with so many cases they can’t keep up without canceling their donor funded international junkets.

Trump Authorizes Sending National Guard to Illinois — The Wall Street Journal Move comes after an escalating week of protests and federal actions

Illegally

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Honestly think his wife uses her elaborate collection of flags to conjure the founding fathers via a secret flag based seance ceremony.

The first rule of Calvinball is you don’t talk about Calvinball.

a woman is standing in a hallway talking to a group of people and asking them what that is . ALT: a woman is standing in a hallway talking to a group of people and asking them what that is .

*pats self on the back*

Do not tell PSU showers joke…

Do not tell PSU showers joke….

Do not tell PSU showers joke…….

Those runways are for closers, James…

Noted. It’s kinda like actively avoiding seeing the video of a gruesome sports injury. You’re better off with less info.

If you told 2000s me the influence the biggest douche from Road Rules and the worse character from News Radio would have on our political discourse, I’d have walked into that same ocean and never turned back.

These goons love this AND they’re getting paid better than most teachers.

Escape - Enrique Iglesia

Treasury Department Has Plans To Mint Dollar Coin Featuring Donald Trump's Likeness | Defector The United States Department of the Treasury has developed, to the brink of production, a dollar coin that features the face and likeness of President Donald Trump, according to a source within the Tr...

Julius Caesar was the first Roman to put his own living face on coins, weeks before his death. It is one of the deepest cultural signifiers of something autocracies do and republics do not.

“Render unto Caesar.” A practice so notoriously arrogant Jesus himself dunked on it with snarky wordplay.

LFG Cubbies!!!