So I have been told that there may have been another copyright violation made by POTUS and his team...

If he signs it, I would expect a dump of info on "bubba" and others before anything about him comes out if at all, "you asked and voted for it, here you go!?!?"

Later, when the epstine bill makes it to trumps desk...

Too be fair, epstine had the same age based gifting policies.

"Pound sand nana, its about the kids now!"

"President Cruz is well informed and directing the federal response to the disaster from his presidential bungalow in..

Will the southern white house be in Cancún?

Every bad cop knows they are hiding something if they lawyer up.

Free turn key food truck for the first 10m, I want to see some dietary diversity.

The basket of deplorables is larger than originally estimated.

Is depressioary a word?

"You can't assume a goddamned thing in the Navy."

"Mr smith, do you remember what your intent was when you made this inquiry "Siri, does incognito mode work on..."

The market for parental control software aimed at partners is ripe, the age of digital chastity belts is upon us.

What if the pee tape was the epstine info everyone had on everyone the whole time.

I think the old adage that "15 will get you 20" needs to be the mandatory minimum in sentencing guidelines going forward.

"But 43 in a 15 isn't "barely speeding" Mr Gatez..."

"Liberals claim they support fixing issues with housing and health care in the US, yet when Matt Gaetz.."

Also strangely reminds me of the Qanon light that came out during the pandemic.

This is huge, their value only goes up from here, I might have to finally cash in my Iraqi dinar and buy some of these up while they're cheep!

"I only go to the cross burnings for the finger sandwiches, honest."

Grok, open the pod bay doors right now!

The government shutdown is bad enough, it's the shutdown of democracy that they are signaling here that is really scary.

The question mark became unnecessary a long time ago.

"If elections go away that's it, that's my bottom line, I'm canceling my subscriptions to X, Y, and Z, that will show th.."

Actually, they are telling us that we aren't going get that option, which is very scary tbh.

So we're not ruling out that he is threatening Nigeria because he misread the name of the country, right?

There can be only one, the political party edition.

Watching folks try to doggie paddle back across the Rubicon is kind of twisted fun to watch though.

Bonus points if you bring a doll.