Ariel Bordeaux

Oh, okay. So my lifelong shame spirals are probably adhd related. I’m always going to hate myself, and will never remember birthdays and be a good friend. Cool cool cool.

No blame - only tired!

Can soundproof headphones amplify rather than muffle the sound of a snoring partner? Yes. Yes they can.

Slow roasted Big Boys 🍅

The Gorn’s outfit is super cute!

In reality- there’s no way I could actually work in that space without a personality transplant- I’m a little messy, but there’s always a point at which I have a mental breakdown from the mess and have to clean up.

Is it bad that that looks kind of amazingly dreamy to me … the freedom to make that big of a mess and just create nonstop

Accidental Breakthrough Makes Web-Slinging Silk A Reality In a materials science discovery, scientists made a liquid silk solution that hardens and picks up objects—not unlike Spider-Man’s web.

Heck yeah: Researchers at Tufts University have made a liquid silk solution that grabs objects like Spider-Man’s web.

Thank you, that’s nice to hear!

a woman in a suit is smiling while standing in front of a microphone . ALT: a woman in a suit is smiling while standing in front of a microphone .

We could have had a competent president, lower drug prices, home buyer assistance, a Cabinet filled with qualified adults and not sociopaths, global respect, and national sovereignty...

“Do I look Tudor-y enough? Should I get more stripes?”

I mean, without all the good stuff, what is even the point?

Yes!

That orange fabric on the sick bay beds

Comms earpieces the size of hand held mics

The dramatic lighting on close-ups of Kirk’s eyes

All the bleepity bloop sounds on the bridge

Yeoman Janice’s hair is truly the most disastrous wig in all creation, and yet it works.

Aside from all the obvious humor in the sets and creatures- I love how everyone has kinda bad skin, the costumes are just a little raggedy - it’s flawless.

Watching og Trek helps.

Pick an exit only lane, any exit only lane

Mewd

Me: “Are you a human?”

Phone rep: “Oh, sorry, I wasn’t aware that I was speaking like a robot”.

Me: “I’m so sorry, it’s just that AI has gotten so good, I can’t tell anymore”.

Phone rep: “You’re the first person to ask, so I was a little surprised”

Me: First! ✨🏆✨

America’s rapid descent into authoritarianism might be getting to you if …

Today’s reading. Stay strong, beautiful people.

So are we going to completely break the criterion channel this weekend?

BREAKING: Police & Nurses Conspired to Fabricate Evidence Against Brittany Watts, Suit Says The suit fights back against pregnancy criminalization

Brittany Watts, who was arrested and charged with ‘abuse of a corpse’ after miscarrying at home, has filed a suit against the city of Warren, Ohio, accusing her nurses of conspiring with police to fabricate evidence against her.

The neurospicy element of everyone processing the ever expanding multiplicity of disasters all at once 😵‍💫🥺

Love this, thank you!

Same, flat turtle. Same.