Girthmaster, an Australian adult film star living in L.A., broke his wrist and paid $600 before leaving the ER.

“Americans, is this the expensive healthcare you complain about?” he scoffed.

“The bills are in the mail,” one comment said.

“…what do you mean?” he replied.

Pray for Girthmaster.

scooch is short for slide your cooch

I suspect that fact that the vast majority of LLM users don’t seem to have received this (really very simple!) message is because the AI companies have a vested interest in us not understanding it. “ChatGPT is smart, it just makes mistakes sometimes” is much more marketable than the truth.

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

damn chocolate milk goes hard

The Subway Is Not Scary Fear of the subway is a mark of low moral character.

Fear of the New York City subway is a mark of low moral character.
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Michael pretending to be Peter for a day 😂

Why is germ theory in the same air quotes as "miasma theory," I ask as a historian of medicine who is very very tired

The advice in this article simply isn’t true in our current environment.

The expert quoted here: “And there’s nothing wrong with asking for some identification. A real-life police officer is going to be more than willing to take that extra step to identify themselves.”

One reason bus riders don't pay fares is because the MTA installed OMNY readers at every single door, but also won't turn them on.

That's why on some of the busiest commuter routes, I've seen drivers tell people to just pile on so they can keep moving

Philly showin' up today

🎶 adrenaline in my soul 🎶
🎶Donald Trump has got to go 🎶

A sign of how fundamentally broken and inadequate to the moment our information and media ecosystem is when the president is deploying the military to crush protests against his mass kidnapping scheme, and the question is whether those who oppose it are being nice enough.

Shrek's namesake character is a large, bald, dull-green ogre with a broad, round face, brown eyes, and highly distinctive trumpet-shaped ears. Shrek typically wears crude clothing consisting of a canvas-like shirt, a leather vest, and brown leggings.

The suit includes the legal definition of Shrek

Rude

Historian here: There was a thing, but it happened 160 years ago, not ten.

YES YES YES (does this mean we can get a sewing machine)

Get 👏 his 👏 ass 👏

I legitimately thought this was for Louis. (Also, ily friend 💜)

Somebody gotta go! 🎶

#GameChanger

Dem senator: Please, protestors, there are better ways to oppose the president

Voters: Like not voting for his nominees?

Dem senator: haha no no no. No. What I mean is we are writing a rap

watching Americans say "violent protest is unhelpful" as the descendents of people who used violence to kick colonizers out of the country will never cease to intrigue me

WILD way to characterize the argument that most people don't read past headlines (true, supported by evidence) so journalists have a duty to write clear, accurate headlines (obvious and common sense conclusion).

No grink at Pride

WSJ Six friends tried to plan a girls’ trip in a group chat. Things got messy.

The Untold Pete Hegseth Story

It seems that the loose French translation of Gramsci's actual Italian communicates the sentiment better than the English phrase we're used to:

Le vieux monde se meurt, le nouveau monde tarde à apparaître et dans ce clair-obscur surgissent les monstres

(translation next skeet)

Pedro Pascal proves that sometimes the most masculine thing to do is to be vocally and unflinchingly supportive of vulnerable people.

Tech has entirely turned on the customer
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