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There once was a man from Japan, Whose limericks never would scan. When asked why it was, He answered, “Because I always try to fit everything into the last line that I possibly can.”

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Jenny, no

15.11.2025 01:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail….that you then fail miserably at driving in.

14.11.2025 18:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mind you it’s all a scam, but he’s gonna investigate the democrats

🙄

14.11.2025 18:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Or got 80+ kids killed from measles?

Or drove his wife to suicide and then strong-armed her family into agreeing to have her buried on Kennedy land so he could control her, even in death?

Dear Livvy: IF YOU “LOVE” THIS PIECE OF SHIT THEN YOU ALSO ARE A PIECE OF SHIT.

14.11.2025 17:59 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did she love it when he ground up live animals in a blender to feed to his bird-toys? Or ate barbecued dog? Or put a roadkill bear in his car and dumped it off in Central Park, (after stopping to take a selfie with it)?

14.11.2025 17:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ofc there’s a developmental difference between a 5 yo and a 15 yo, but the entire point is that there’s no **LEGAL** difference.

And we need to stress that Megyn Kelly *KNOWS* that.

She 100% knows what she’s doing.

She’s a shameless liar, recklessly casting about for ways to give Trump cover.

14.11.2025 14:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I *almost* posted something yesterday about how Rs would now start excusing the perpetrators and blaming the victims, but I didn’t have Megyn Kelly as being first.

13.11.2025 21:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What to know is: it is a terrible idea and no one should do it, ever.

You’ll barely scratch the principal in the first 10 y, which means you’ll have no equity by the time most ppl are ready to sell/move.

Better off renting & saving up cash.

Don’t be dumb.

12.11.2025 23:39 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The point is that you can’t save up enough “real wages” to deal with any significant problem.

If you make $25/hr you can buy a tv pretty easily, sure, but if you get cancer (for example) you’ll be destroyed financially **even with insurance**.

09.11.2025 15:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Probably had to realign his chakras or something 🙄

08.11.2025 20:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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08.11.2025 19:53 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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“Look for the helpers”

—Mr. Rogers

08.11.2025 19:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

stupid, useless, callous, churlish, impertinent, puerile, selfish, feckless, venal, obtuse, witless, depraved, blasphemous, sadistic, grasping FELON

06.11.2025 23:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So…….giving all American citizens representation in Congress and un-fucking the supreme court is bad?

06.11.2025 23:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I buy this a lot more than “she’s mad that he won’t let her run for senate” bc she could just wait til he dies and run anyway.

The only reason to distance herself from Trump is if she thinks he’ll be an albatross soon.

06.11.2025 17:12 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wordle in 3 and went straight to Queen Bee with no hints today, AMA

👊

06.11.2025 15:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Grift, Laugh, Snooze

06.11.2025 00:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What sold me was the video of him getting on a bicycle while some lady was screaming “Communist!” at him….he simply said “it’s pronounced ‘cyclist!’” without missing a beat or breaking his smile.

The man is unflappable.

He cannot be flapped!

05.11.2025 18:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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50% of *households*, or 50% of each household’s allotment?

03.11.2025 22:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It not only works better, it’s CHEAPER.

03.11.2025 21:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

37% approval rating =

100,000,000 morons, 34,999,990 Nazi shitbirds, and 10 billionaires.

03.11.2025 19:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I believe Nixon had a 26% approval rating at the time of his resignation, which seems high to me but then I have family members who went to their graves believing he’d been framed so 🤷🏻‍♀️

03.11.2025 18:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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02.11.2025 20:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump helping Scott Adams is going to be played as the feel-good story of the century on RW media.

But after all the gaslighting is over, this will still be nothing more than “rich man cuts to the front of the line.”

And MAGA,

**YOU FUCKING KNOW IT**

You might not admit it, but you know it.

02.11.2025 20:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

“On Monday”

Because stage IV cancer ain’t enough to ring Trump’s bell on golf day.

02.11.2025 20:19 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m old enough to remember when Evan Mecham said he hired Blacks because they’re the “best people for the cotton-picking job.”

01.11.2025 18:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And if you believe that, I’ve got an invitation to the grand opening of the Epstein Ballroom to sell you.

31.10.2025 16:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s lack of both quality info & critical thinking skills.

Ask about the 1% death rate from COVID, 🇺🇸 says “NBD.”

Ask about the lottery, 🇺🇸 says “Well, SOMEbody’s gotta win” as they stand in line for powerball tix.

It always comes down to FEELINGS.

Tragically & defiantly optimistic, always.

🇺🇸

30.10.2025 15:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whatever. As long as he feels miserable and scared. 👍

28.10.2025 16:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tired: “Democracy Dies in Darkness”

Wired: “No, really, we’re only Jeff’s personal megaphone 21% of the time”

28.10.2025 16:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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