The Devil’s Snowflake

First they came for the giraffes
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a giraffe…

First they came for the giraffes
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a giraffe…

Easily, his most elaborate and destructive distraction from #TheEPSEIN_Files... yet.

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If by “in a week” you mean “by tomorrow” I agree.

It's an attack and our institutions are not equipped to defend us

That sound you hear is the Disney Deathstar coming out of hyperspace and into orbit around OpenAI headquarters.

So if October 14th is the day that Congress wants us to remember Charlie Kirk, what’s the day that Congress remembers to release the Epstein Files?

Not some. MOST. Only 58 voted no. 98 voted for it and 38 abstained. That means 136 Dem representatives allowed this to happen.

That’s unforgivable. And I mean that literally: I will not forgive them. But if my Congresswoman turns out to be one of the 58, I’ll volunteer for her phone bank.

They’ll just have to Deep Throat it to someone on the outside.

I respect your opinion and anger. But as a sixty year old liberal that’s blue AF and has worked to undo some of the damage my father’s generation did, I hope you’ll forgive me for not honoring it.

Not one single Democrat in the Senate objected to the resolution to make October 14 “Charlie Kirk Remembrance Day,” allowing The Republicans to pass it by “unanimous consent.”

Not one.

I know we’re supposed to #VoteBlueNoMatterWho but now I think it really does matter who.

We need fighters!

Boycott all college and professional sports: no tickets, no merchandise, no media, no events, no betting. Pro-Trump sports oligarchs will stop Trump’s fascism as their profits drop. Watch local kids sports. Sacrifice sports until democracy is protected from fascism.

I hope you’re wrong. Many of us are still working through the disbelief.

I’m listening to the classic rock station and they just followed up The Joker by Steve Miller with Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana and now I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

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After that MechaHitler episode, I’m assuming Grok 4 is pretty much just Skynet.

PLEASE read this one. Kinda required reading. If you agree, which I hope you do, print in color and magnetically attach to your refrigerator. It is marvelous and very clear to all who visit: this is what we stand for. PERIOD.

This is wonderful. So wonderful. Your energy is giving hope across the country.

But please take care of yourself. You never know what some MAGA wackadoo might try and pull.

I love that they’re doing this dumb Nobel peace prize shit the same day Trump sent armed troops to scare some kids at a Los Angeles park.

Florida neighbors:
Well, if anyone had told me I was still going to have to sleep here I probably wouldn’t have 💩 all over the bed. 😤

“Alligator Alcatraz”?
Naw.
Alligator Auschwitz, maybe.

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Collins? Seriously.

Don’t underestimate Vance: he’s knows exactly what he’s doing. He’s seen an opportunity to grab power and he quickly abandoned all his principles to grasp it. In a way Vance is worse than Trump because he knows better and doesn’t care.

Much love to @blancareysoprano on IG.

Me, every morning, when I wake up and see what new dumb shit that chuckledick has done today.

In a world full of Enrique Tarrios, be a Patricia Eguino.

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Taco. 😆