The constitution also says that anyone who leads an insurrection cannot hold public office, but here we are.
20.01.2025 17:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Well, America, we had a good run. I mean, mostly. Okay, not entirely. *flips through a history book* You know what, forget I said anything.
20.01.2025 14:26 β π 8254 π 1016 π¬ 77 π 31
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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12.01.2025 15:00 β π 12527 π 2402 π¬ 122 π 149
And Jesus said to his disciples β¦.
KILL KILL KILL EXECUTE KILL KILL KILL
23.12.2024 21:42 β π 228 π 40 π¬ 49 π 2
I bet the one thing all the experts agree on is that neither of these clowns should be remotely involved in matters of public health
22.12.2024 02:01 β π 12868 π 1844 π¬ 377 π 118
I was wondering what to name my new indie band.
22.12.2024 16:23 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I LOVED Chloe. Her list of how to try to play with other kids made me want to hug her so badly! π₯Ήπ€
22.12.2024 16:15 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
That's incredibly fascinating and gross at the same time. I love it.
21.11.2024 15:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
MOOD FOR THE NEXT FOUR FUCKING YEARS.
#goodtrouble
19.11.2024 23:17 β π 25326 π 4893 π¬ 1272 π 591
At least they didn't wait until Trump won to report this.
18.11.2024 21:18 β π 2506 π 693 π¬ 162 π 29
@tessadare.bsky.social Is The Bride Bet going to be released for kindle anytime soon or at all? So disappointed I still can't get it in paperback. π
29.01.2024 14:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My Ring camera alerts every time a kitty walks by and I love it.
19.12.2023 15:36 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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