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matt wink

@mattwink.bsky.social

i’ve had this for a while but now people are here so i just wrote this description. i used to write for Tw***er but plz don’t hold that against me. both of the bi-s 🌈🀯+ adhd AND ocd. writer/comedian at mattwink.carbonmade.com

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how do you determine the class clown in clown college? valedictorian?

28.12.2024 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 20

23.12.2024 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 19

21.12.2024 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 18

20.12.2024 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 17

19.12.2024 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 16

17.12.2024 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 15

16.12.2024 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a house with a motorcycle parked in front of him . ALT: a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a house with a motorcycle parked in front of him .

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Day 14

15.12.2024 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of children are sitting at their desks in a classroom with a man in a red shirt standing behind them . ALT: a group of children are sitting at their desks in a classroom with a man in a red shirt standing behind them .

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Day 13

14.12.2024 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 12

12.12.2024 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 11

12.12.2024 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a tuxedo with a red bow tie is asking how much weight do you think i can bench press ? ALT: a man in a tuxedo with a red bow tie is asking how much weight do you think i can bench press ?

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Day 10

11.12.2024 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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6618 E 13th St, Kansas City, MO 64126 (Heartland MLS as Distributed by MLS Grid) For Sale: 6618 E 13th St, Kansas City, MO 64126 βˆ™ $4,000 βˆ™ MLS# 2522254 βˆ™ Residential lot in the East Blue Valley neighborhood, just 6 miles east of Downtown Kansas City. Convenient access to I-435...

because of the car-dependent part? this one’s somewhat walkable. redf.in/rjV3Xm

10.12.2024 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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4341 E 56th St, Kansas City, MO 64130 (Heartland MLS as Distributed by MLS Grid) For Sale: 4341 E 56th St, Kansas City, MO 64130 βˆ™ $16,000 βˆ™ MLS# 2522542 βˆ™ Vacant oversized residential lot ready for your new home! Perfect for a home owner or rental home. Large corner lot with ...

here’s one! it’s car-dependent.

10.12.2024 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 9

10.12.2024 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 8

08.12.2024 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 7

07.12.2024 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 6

05.12.2024 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 5

04.12.2024 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 4

03.12.2024 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 3

03.12.2024 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 2

01.12.2024 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 1

30.11.2024 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TBH this is a really big deal.

28.11.2024 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œi made the Yankee hat more famous than a Yankee can.” - singer/songwriter Fred Durst

27.11.2024 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

27.11.2024 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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day 6 of reposting some of my favorite Tw**s from that other app:

27.11.2024 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there’s nothing worse than hyperbole.

26.11.2024 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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looking through jokes in my notes app. this one might be my favorite:

25.11.2024 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Justice for @truthmagnum.bsky.social and @turbofloyd

25.11.2024 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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