Luke Peters

I know everyone loves Mike Vrabel, but the football Gods are just and need to punish that New England Patriots for once again trotting out Josh McDaniels after all he did to Las Vegas (this is also a Josh Jacobs appreciation tweet)

I think the worst NFL team should have to change their mascot to something silly or embarrassing for the next year, as a way to punish getting the #1 pick and prevent tanking

Like, QB Cam Ward should be lighting it up this year for the Tennessee Toothbrushes or Tennessee Titmice

If you take all the lines off the field here, people would really struggle to guess which direction the play is going

I love Josh Allen so much and believe he truly is a generational talent, but it just feels like this Bills team has a similar ceiling to the Packers from 2015-2018—electric QB play, at worst like 10 wins, and an ultimately beatable playoff team

America will never take mental health seriously so long as the New York Giants exist

Oh my gosh I JUST learned that “Erewhon” spelled backwards is “Trust Fund Kid”

The music in the new Nintendo Switch 2 Mario Kart World slaps so so so hard that it’s gonna make us all pregnant

It truly, deeply bothers me that The Last of Us season 2 got made while such a huge majority of us in the entertainment industry are out of work.

How are we supposed to defeat AI slop when one of the like five shows even made nowadays is such man-made slop?

My only critique of the smashing film Love Actually: not enough characters

This message is for 4, maybe 5 people in the entire world: it was still a very good Green Bay Packers season and the future is so bright, but now we turn our yellow fandom to Jonas Vingegaard until next fall

My wife who is a born & raised New England Patriots fan and now also strongly supports the Green Bay Packers said to me just now: “how old is Jordan Love? 46? Why are people acting like there isn’t so much ahead still” and that is a perspective I wish more Packers fans embraced

Dang, all of us social media Green Bay Packers fans who are actually GMs & coaches and also know how to run a team better than actual franchise leaders—can’t believe we were all wrong and this team wasn’t Super Bowl-quality this year like we all said Matt LaFleur & Brian Gutekunst were wrong about

Non-binary people need a new color in the LGBTQ+ flag because yellow flags represent NFL referees and I am NOT an ally to the refs

LeBron James when the camera is on

This is just a picture of like 90% of dudes from Philly today but in black and white

“But it STILL might work” - MLF

Bring them both back home

(*carefully*)

[I think Davante Adams should come back to the Green Bay Packers next year]

A positive, civil, and friendly football fan? Who let you on social media - we’re supposed to be toxic and insufferable here

Green Bay Packers fans: if you want coach Matt LaFleur FIRED after today’s loss to the Chicago Bears at Lambeau, comment below!

(I want to know who to block)

Being a bunch of old guys and dads, what are the chances “General discussion” is actually about a/any military general?

Hope that bar is open at least 24 hours a day cause it’s gonna take a WHILE to get through all there is to talk about with the amazing Edgerrin Cooper

Million dollar idea:

Get some rich person to give me a million dollars

Want to know how archaic American politics are?

It’s the year 2025 and the Speaker of the House is still a person

The rest of us aren’t even using wired speakers in our houses, let alone just some guy doing the music

Elite post

Is the idea behind climate change if we eventually get the world so hot and on fire that people will be acclimated for when they go to hell for setting the world on fire

Ghosts are always haunting. Why are there no ghosts doing good things only ghosts can do? How about some of you petty undead loiterers get balloons unstuck from trees or make balloon animals move like they’re real animals?

(I’m aware it’s mostly balloon stuff)

This college football playoff game is amazing

Both Texas and Arizona State’s defenses are trying their absolute hardest to not win

There’s a concept in good football defense called hats on the ball and Texas has apparently never heard of it. Good lord do a lot of their defenders stand around instead of running to the ball carrier

I despise New Year’s resolutions

The notion that self-betterment is measured in 365 day cycles is silly. It also often suggests that if one “fails,” they have to wait until next year to try again. Failure is a pivotal part of growth, perhaps the most important part of the continual process.