derek van vliet

Sen. Adam Schiff @@schiff.senate.gov • 2h First, Donald Trump used the Marines and the National Guard to support his mass deportation agenda in Los Angeles. Now, he's using similar tactics in D.C. like a tinpot dictator. Don't look away. Don't stay silent. If you do, don't be surprised if it's your city next. Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social We need this kind of fire right now! You should run for office! August 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM

How you’re gonna look after riding this bike to work

[summer child sweetens]

this is correct

definitely the february of bikes

okay but wait until you hear how you engage the brakes

“…but to do that, first I would need to gain the trust of all of the members of the band.”

Just saw someone call the military occupation of DC a distraction, and that’s it, the it’s a distraction people have lost it. We should wait until the bulldozer is running over your house and all chime in with “isn’t there something else we should be talking about”

Alan Dershowitz Sues Farmers Market Vendor For Refusing To Sell Him Child WEST TISBURY, MA—Following through on his threat of legal action, civil liberties lawyer Alan Dershowitz confirmed Monday that he had filed a lawsuit against a Martha’s Vineyard farmers market vendor ...

Alan Dershowitz Sues Farmers Market Vendor For Refusing To Sell Him Child

It's time for Millennials to do what we were born to do: lie motionless until our parents capitulate to our political demands

there has to be a way to means test a rodent

bringing a real "if you give a mouse a cookie is steeped in right wing ideology" energy to library story time the other parents don't appreciate

so proud of my lesbian governor who is a lesbian (she's a lesbian btw)

oh wow imagine this coming out of your handlebars

YES, send me _1_ BIKEMANs

good morning tamagotchi wedding ring bearers

Billy Madison standing in his driveway waiting for the bus on his first day back to school

how it feels going back to a real job after being off with my kids all summer

best ted talk

as a society, we should really switch to 4 day work weeks because you’re only decreasing your working days by 20% while you’re increasing your weekend days by 50%, so it’s really a pretty good deal for everyone involved

yikes

BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.

it's so deranged how rich business owners have demanded for decades that they be called "job creators" despite the fact that every single person i know has experienced a rich guy buying out an existing business and firing everyone and usually completely bankrupting it before cashing out and leaving

releasing my sex tape (a tape that makes people stick together during sex)

A new world record? Dozens of Tamagotchis marry at Toronto ceremony More than 150 people attended a tamagotchi wedding ceremony, attempting to set a new Guinness World Record

so wholesome

article screenshot headline: A new world record? Dozens of Tamagotchis marry at Toronto ceremony subhead: More than 150 people attended a tamagotchi wedding ceremony, attempting to set a new Guinness World Record article features a photo of a woman holding a microphone next to a big sign that says: WORLD'S LARGEST TAMAGOTCHI WEDDING

dozens of tamagotchis, no longer living in sin

I like my women like I like my cars. Boxy imports from the 80’s that require constant maintenance to keep from breaking down

petition to change "how are you?" to "are you mad at me?"

Frame from Rambo with text "This film is dedicated to the brave farmer's market stands of Martha's Vineyard"