Pat "The Putting Penguin"

I always forget that we severely overestimate the amount of people who pay attention to the world.

My son has taken to opening all double doors like Aragorn.

Drake Maye may be the only reason New England is distracted from revolution 2.0 right now. MAGA should be happy about that.

The North remembers.

So...like Ralph Wiggum?

Not just Minnesotans. I heard the song like 30 years ago and have watched 1.5 thousand reels with it the past week.

Trump: MSM is Fake News!

Also Trump: Please listen to me whine on CBS!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I would like to point out, and as the guy next to me attested to his friends, I called the missed PAT by the Falcons 10 seconds before it happened.

Had this exact conversation while at the game yesterday.

I'm American American, but damn even in baseball listening to Canadians sing O Canada is moving.

A carved pumpkin with two large eyes and a jagged smile. The pumpkin is lit be a blueish-green light.

A carved pumpkin with the shape of a bat in the middle to upper left of the carving and a jack-o-lantern in the lower right of the carving.

Kiddos did a good job, with just a little parental help. #Halloween #jack-o-lantern

Cue "Dumb ways to die"

For the love of whatever God you choose, don't listen to Donald Trump on medical advice, or you will likely meet that God earlier than you intended.

Can't wait to fly next week. Might as well try my luck again playing Frogger in Bangalore traffic.

Please let the Blue Jays win so Trump can have a meltdown about Canada.

Hartford folks are different. I'm a lifelong Bs fan but I live in CT and have worked in Hartford and I hate the Canes for trading on the Whale. Mostly because the way the ownership gave CT a big old finger to leave. So yeah, keep the Whale in CT.

The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.

The Trump administration is, collectively, the biggest fucking baby.

Oh no, the KC kicker misses again. However terrible for him.

I love a Sasquatch sighting at a Terriers game!

I refuse to stand for God Bless America because it isn't the National Anthem. It cheapens the Anthem to stand for it (even though as a Scout, God Bless America has a place in my heart).

Did not expect a Pats win tonight, but I dig it!

One of the nicest things people say to me at times, despite my graying beard and balding head, is that I look younger than I am. Because I'm not a monster.

Last night's Sox 9th inning brought back all the pre-2004 fears. And then we won. Wild.

This hits home in competitive minigolf way more than it should.

Inflatable Halloween decoration that is a cat with dragon wings in front of a pink sunset.

So the decorating begins...

Oh yeah and a sunset too.

👀 ⛳️ 🏌️‍♂️ 🏆 #RyderCup

Hate it for the Team USA players that they lost in the Ryder Cup. But I love it for Donald Trump.

This lasted 2 minutes.

You can't leave that putt short on national TV. All us minigllfers know that.