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Jake Staines

@sanakism.bsky.social

Increasingly grumpy software engineer from the English midlands; plays board games, paints miniatures, tries to convince everyone with a pulse to play Netrunner. On Instagram, Mastodon.Social and technically Threads and Twitter with the same name.

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Latest posts by sanakism.bsky.social on Bluesky

I don't think most men like him actually want a woman to stay married to them. That's commitment and responsibility and giving up on novelty.
They want to fuck pretty young things and get children as a legacy and most importantly they need to be the ones to leave the woman, not the other way around.

10.11.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t have much truck with most justifications for staying on X, but I will accept β€œI’m Joyce Carol Oates and I’m needling him into profoundly humiliating public self-exposure”

10.11.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The man even managed to come back from the political grave to have a second shot at Prime Minister in the fifties to get his hand in at a bit more oppressive imperialist violence before bed.

10.11.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
3 panel comic

Panel 1: A desperate, panicking Blue Guy screams into his phone: Come Quickly! The AI companies are in trouble!

Panel 2: A Pink Guy, also on the phone, replies: Oh Shit! I’m on my way!

Panel 3: Pink Guy is relaxing in his living room, having a lovely cup of tea. He has no intention of going to help save the AI sinking slop ship.

3 panel comic Panel 1: A desperate, panicking Blue Guy screams into his phone: Come Quickly! The AI companies are in trouble! Panel 2: A Pink Guy, also on the phone, replies: Oh Shit! I’m on my way! Panel 3: Pink Guy is relaxing in his living room, having a lovely cup of tea. He has no intention of going to help save the AI sinking slop ship.

me when the AI bubble bursts

10.11.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3044    πŸ” 732    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 14
Headline from BBC News: "[LIVE] BBC chair to respond after director general and News CEO resign"; lede "Samir Shah is expected to apologise for the way Panorama edited a speech by Donald Trump, after Tim Davie and Deborah Turness resign."

Headline from BBC News: "[LIVE] BBC chair to respond after director general and News CEO resign"; lede "Samir Shah is expected to apologise for the way Panorama edited a speech by Donald Trump, after Tim Davie and Deborah Turness resign."

Can someone explain to me why this thing that doesn't affect any normal people's lives and is only really cared about at all by a small number of Neo-Nazis on Twitter is the biggest, most prominent item on the BBC News front page this morning?

10.11.2025 09:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...I don't even need to know what specifically you're talking about, in which country or category. It's just a generic statement for the 21st century.

10.11.2025 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that fighting the Nazis was the right thing to do - especially in retrospect - was a happy coincidence that allowed Churchill and others to retroactively launder his entire career into that of a freedom-loving moral titan. Hitler was probably the best thing that happened to his reputation!

10.11.2025 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't say we did. One of Hitler's many great misjudgements was that the UK might possibly be brought on-side simply because it had so much in common in approach, but the UK was never going to share what it had with foreigners. Franco wasn't expanding so he wasn't a threat.

10.11.2025 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

See what’s happening. A Trumpist US media company has taken over Channel 5. Another US company is gunning for ITV. Our social media is saturated by Musk’s calls for civil war in the UK. The BBC is the last thing standing, and Trump/Johnson are trying to bring it down

09.11.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 537    πŸ” 264    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 10

I had seen one mention prior - amusingly, on BBC News. And promptly thought "oh wow, what a pathetic non-story, is this the best they can do these days? Who honestly could give the first hint of a shit about that?"

10.11.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just wait, they'll replace him with the reanimated corpse of Joseph Goebbels or something.

09.11.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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warner brothers trickster figures explained

08.11.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1032    πŸ” 391    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 11

What an incredible surprise, who could ever have imagined.

Why aren't we just doing this all the time already? Oh yes, the Daily Mail.

07.11.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really fundamentally very strange how the default response of these apolitical patriots who definitely aren't far-right thugs to any and all criticism is that anyone questioning their motives must necessarily be "left-wing".

07.11.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.

Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative

electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...

06.11.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 23244    πŸ” 8021    πŸ’¬ 673    πŸ“Œ 1527

Quite - hence "Streeting of all people"! But he does seem to have realised faster than the rest of the cabinet that mimicking Reform isn't going to keep him in a job in three and a half years' time.

06.11.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The most worrying part of it to me is that Streeting of all people is the first major figure in government to finally realise that people who vote for or are members of the Labour party actually like left-wing positions. What's wrong with the rest of them?!

06.11.2025 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unsurprised, but also it's a pretty naΓ―ve approach. The longer they prop up the parasitic billionaire class, the more people are hurting, the more that kind of accusation is just going to have people start questioning what's actually so bad about radical socialism.

06.11.2025 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody should ever have to hate trying to look after a family member! Fenris Games sell an amazing range of bases, scenery and miniatures for early-20C/Cthulhu settings, Gaslands, fantasy, and sci-fi (particularly Aliens-themed) gaming. And Ian's a good bloke.

06.11.2025 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If the polls are looking like I have the choice between a Labour MP and a Reform MP, then sure, I'll grudgingly "flock back to Labour".

But if they keep up their current bullshit another three years that's not likely to be what the polls will be looking like at the next GE, is it?

05.11.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In other news, the world's creepiest man is still incredibly fucking creepy.

05.11.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Since, you know, I don't think there's a person alive of any political persuasion who thinks Trump is too *honest* to have rigged these elections.)

05.11.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Is Trump too stupid to have rigged these elections - or too arrogant?"

05.11.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
crude photoshop of an older dungeons & dragons rulebook cover with the game's title replaced by "Where's your fucking poppy?"

crude photoshop of an older dungeons & dragons rulebook cover with the game's title replaced by "Where's your fucking poppy?"

05.11.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
graphic of rpgs to blow up a parliament to. (which don't quite meet the criteria of incitement to violence) pictured are The Dee Sanction, Spire, Wreck the Halls, and Brinkwood

graphic of rpgs to blow up a parliament to. (which don't quite meet the criteria of incitement to violence) pictured are The Dee Sanction, Spire, Wreck the Halls, and Brinkwood

hahaha jk jk... unless?

05.11.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
Link to "The Most Detailed Map of the New York City May[oral Election]", subtitled "See how New Yorkers are voting, precinct by precinct".

Link to "The Most Detailed Map of the New York City May[oral Election]", subtitled "See how New Yorkers are voting, precinct by precinct".

I totally misread this here as "See how New Yorkers are wrong, precinct by precinct"...

05.11.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, the House of Lords in and of itself undermines public confidence, conflicts of interest or otherwise.

Every now and again otherwise-disinterested nobles deign to prevent some terrifying government overreach but not nearly often enough to offset the huge democratic deficit.

05.11.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely furious that they appear to have completely forgot gunpowder treason. We're too busy hating Catholics to be bothered with poppies until *after* the fifth, obviously these people despise British culture!

05.11.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fundamental basis for pretty much all right-wing politics is "but it's OK when we do it".

05.11.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some of them wanted to exterminate large numbers of people, but also importantly fascists only come in two flavours: those who don't believe the rhetoric but use it to gain power otherwise well out of their (usually incompetent) reach, and those who are simply incredibly stupid and gullible.

05.11.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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