Hippowo

I think eating an entire pan of brownies would fix me.

Kinda wanna start playing Minecraft again but I simply do not have the 8 hours a day I'd want to dedicate to it

a cat wearing bat wings

when you've already given your all and it's only wednesday

I think this is the most in control of my life I've felt in years.

I'm not where I wanna be, but I'll get there ✨

I hope everyone stays safe while protesting today!

So proud 🥺 #nokings

girls pointing at cat eating spaghetti meme, only they're all zombies girl says 'I buried you in a Cemetary' and the cat replies 'Sematary'.

all time best version of this meme

A comic illustration by Jim Benton: A witch with a long nose, wearing a hat and cloak, stands over a glowing green frog. The witch says, "Hocus Pocus! A Prince no more! You shall live the rest of your life as a frog!" The frog, with a pleased expression, responds, "Oh shit yeah." The background features trees and bushes in a forest setting. The comic is signed with Jim Benton's website and Instagram handle on the left.

sweet! fuck yeah! peace, imma go hop

It's 7am and I'm already ready for today to be over lol

The revolution won’t be televised but the treason sure is

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

Chips and dip really hate to see me coming

Weeeeeeeeee

Nintendo seriously

PSA

you need to treat bluesky as if it were permanent. always. every post you make goes out to the public firehose and it is probably captured by someone somewhere. the delete button doesn't do what you think it does.

every day is shut the fuck up friday, besties 💜

I stayed up past my bedtime, and now I'm cranky.

Oh my god. And tomorrow is Monday? I'm expected to be a functioning adult? Not happening, buddy

Hell yeah. I think I died at least twice. Go Bills

sad anthropomorphic worm

the worm when he got to RFK's brain and realized there was nothing there

Yogurt is always sold out at the grocery store I go to.

Do that many people really eat yogurt? Everyone is a secret yogurt enjoyer and I didn't know? Leave me some, damn

trumpwatch is the bluesky version of buying a powerball ticket. It's not about the odds, it's about the dream

I really need to get back into some form of art. I'm itching to create but uh no ideas, which makes it kind of hard

If you are angry, as you should be, that restricting access to the vaccine will make covid worse and more dangerous, please start wearing a mask, which actually does a significantly better job of preventing transmission in the first place.

My favorite time of the day is when I get to go to bed.

I stayed up until 1am playing Palia. Oops 😃

a man is standing in front of a sign that reads earlier tonight ALT: a man is standing in front of a sign that reads earlier tonight

I want an undercut so bad but I'm 99.9% sure I'd look like RVD

Buddy looking out the window longingly

Buddy posing on the couch

Buddy sitting on the grass politely

Buddy looking up at me

I got to pet a dog today. His name is Buddy and he's very polite.

perfect baby hippo Moo Deng Screaming captioned "*Screm*"

Good morning