Dr. Amy Scott

Photo of a lit Christmas tree in front of windows that show night falling. In the foreground, a fake candle is also lit.

Not up to much. Just holding back the darkness.

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I HAVE A PATREON NOW! 🎉

Hello everyone. It's official: you can now support me and my comedy, if you are able to and wish to. Link to the Patreon will be below, and is also in this video's YouTube description.

I'm so excited! It's going to be really fun. Unless you hate jokes.

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Thank you, Marshelle! We need to get together soon!

Rubber stamped? Yesssss!

I love this reaction

Thank you ☺️

Thank you ☺️. My dad was an amazing photographer, so I always aspire to taking a decent photo.

I love this pic and its approximate historical significance.

Thank you ☺️ I needed that

Aw thanks. You convinced me not to go red!

Selfie of the lower half of my face and my long hair which is now a light brown.

Took my hair a bit darker because at the moment I don’t have $300 to maintain the blond. I am seeking your approval.

Some more 17th century women readers (Rijksmuseum) By Drost, Rembrandt, Blomaert, Ter Borch.

Potential names for the new pipeline:

The Big Beautiful Pipeline (BBP)

Pipey McPiperson (PMP)

Bitumen Super-Expressway (BSE)

UCP Slip 'n Slide (USS)

BC Coastline Memorial Pipeline (BCMP)

Danielle's Dream Tube (DDT)

I suspect the latter. I hope a large amorphous mass of lawyers get him convicted of murder.

Stupid alliteration, bad grammar

'Made-up quote' in Canadian satire site The Beaverton fools Time Magazine | CBC News In a recent article about the United States' strained relationships with other countries, Time Magazine included a made-up quote from Canadian satire site The Beaverton — seemingly as fact.

Time Magazine quoting a @thebeaverton.com article about the US shooting a "patriot missile" at Parliament Hill like it's something Pete Hoekstra actually said might be my favourite moment of the week. Congrats, @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social, you very serious reporter! www.cbc.ca/news/world/b...

If you know which body part they are scanning, then you’re winning.

Picture of Lake Ontario shore with trees and a bench.

Photo of Lake Ontario shoreline with the CN tower in the distance.

Photo of Lake Ontario shore with the sun and bare trees.

Froze my ass off at the lake this morning. Totally worth it.

Hmmmmm it’s a race to the bottom in politics everywhere it seems! At least Ford is marginally better than the Alberta premier. But it’s a small margin.

My sister lives there and they enough shitty politicians so I wouldn’t want to inflict more on her!

So true. His “blightiness” transcends the visual plane.

This article is hilarious and informative. Definitely a must-read.

Doug Ford is a visual blight

Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.

This is big!

Thank you ☺️. It helps to feel I’m not alone.

It’s really really tough when you have kids and have no family living nearby to help - no grandparents, aunties, uncles. For instance, you might find yourself taking one child to an important medical appointment at a hospital and having to take with you another child who has a bad tummy bug.

Ford tells protesters to 'go find a job' as controversial housing bill passes at Queen's Park | CBC News Shouts and chants rained down upon politicians at the Ontario legislature Monday as the government passed a housing bill that critics say makes it easier for landlords to evict tenants.

I really try to make jokes and find fun ways to spin terrible news on here, but I read this and the only thing I have to say about it is that Doug Ford is a piece of shit who shouldn't be running an Arby's, let alone a province. Fuck you, Doug. share.google/gPPqvtiuqD0O...

Photo of a decorated and lit fake tree

Same. Even decorated now

I know I got a few Toronto people in my feed