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Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

A cel from the Smoking 'Sonic Says' segment, from 'Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog'.

in this house we stand for the flag and kneel for the cross meme, the old veteran is saluting the Trans Flag and the guy below him is praying to the Warhammer 40,000 Invictus cross

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Any time I look at the snack prices, am I right?

a promotional image of the mcdonalds changeable character "KURTIS THE DIVINE" who is basically just an agumon with burgers on his head

KURTIS THE DIVINE against a black backdrop

a cropped screenshot of KURTIS THE DIVINE from an animated changeables commercial

one of the mcdonalds changeable happy meal toys is a burger grill that transforms into a burger grill with a digimon sort of halfway sticking out of it and it's name is "KURTIS THE DIVINE"

Heathcliff, wearing a clown's wig, makeup, and red nose, sits down next to a yard sign that reads "HEATHCLIFF HEATHCLIFF". A man walking his dog notices him and says "No one should terrify their neighborhood."

17 Feb 2026

Not since 1997.

Call me Dow Jones because I’m way too high and I’m probably going to crash painfully soon.

Is it #Valentine’sDay already? Oh crap! I need to find a priest who officiates weddings between unbaptized couples and beat him to death, quick!

How big is it? Can we get a hand or a banana for scale?

That’s why I only trust the jokes from Hubba Bubba gum.

Movie poster featuring A woman and a man sittjng at a table set for a banquet, avoiding eye contact as 4 other men and a cow mill about. There are also 4 oddly shaped white implements on the table. Title reads, "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover, and Cow Tools"

Have you seen this old fan theory?

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RIVULETS

Why would I ever need a “drafts folder” when everything I post is as graceful and majestic as a swan driving a fire truck?

I’m on the section of the map labeled “Progressive European Creatives”

What the heck? European?

Spoonerism: a religion that sporships woons.

How many times are they gonna do the superbowl before they finally start using the correct shape for the ball?

They’re doing another Superbowl? Didn’t we already do this last year?

What if: instead of a ‘camel’ it was called a ‘cramel’ because it’s crammed full of water?

Happy Birthday to Emo Philips. Some say he’s a “stand up guy” … I say he’s a Sicko.

@emophilips.bsky.social

a lego diarama version of the hot dog suit scene from I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE, complete with tiny hot dog suited tim robinson and hot dog car, all the business people have scowling faces

photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭

this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong

An adorable raccoon.

A drawing of Guile from Street Fighter and Guinan from Star Trek TNG in a crouched fighting stance side-by-side, showing the similarity between Guile's hair shape and Guinan's hat shape

Guile... Guinan... Guilenan

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

“Wet dream”. It’s short for “sWEaTing in fear from this DREAM”.

D'you ever get a stupid idea in your head and then you can't do anything else until you get it out? 🎣

There’s this thing called “The US Government” and boy is it a doozy.

So, has anyone heard of “politics”? I just found out about it, and let me tell you: it’s wild stuff.